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Well, since simple testifying about the glory that is Nutella, perhaps we should take more forceful measures? Sneaking into his house to replace the peanut butter with Nutella could be a start, but we'd have to make sure that he doesn't notice until he has partaken of the holy taste. If that doesn't work, then we might just have to up the stakes to force him (and other unbelievers) to convert to the Holy Faith of Nutella (HFN for short). Guerrilla attacks, demonstrations burning the unholy and sacriligious peanut butter (it's teh debil!) and petitions to the government to create laws enforcing the worship of Nutella across the land. Lives lived without Nutella are lives lived in sin! Say it with me now, true believers! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY HOLY NUTELLA!!! . .. ... Or we could just say forget it and keep all the Nutella for ourselves. The true believers know who's going to heaven and who's going to smother in peanut buttery hell. ;-) _____________________ [sigrotate][img]http://coeurdefeu.com/sigs/asylum_sig04a.gif[/img]|[img]http://coeurdefeu.com/sigs/asylum_sig03b.gif[/img][/sigrotate] [url=http://coeurdefeu.com]coeur de feu[/url] :: [url=http://www.grimwell.com]Grimwell Online[/url] Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête!
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