Topic: Umm.... Would anyone mind telling me what this place is? (Page 1 of 1)

Okay, I somehow managed to stumble across this 'Ozone Asylum' thing. But I really don't know what it is. A little help here? *sits down in the waiting room and wonders if the person sitting next to me is safe to eat*

Order of the Duct Tape Paradox.

G'day

I'm a relative newcomer here, so I'm sure one of the Mad Scientists will be along soon to escort you to the basement

In the meantime this link contains some light reading to make you comfortable: FAQ; over here Asylum General

Ooh, a basement. *blink* Thanks. Even though I still have no idea.

~ Order of the Duct Tape Paradox ~

Hi, Paradox. Welcome to the Asylum. We're just a big community of people here to have a bit of fun, swap tips, stories, and general insanity. We started out as people who were interested in Adobe Photoshop and things related to it, and in web design and development. Since then, it's all gotten... rather big. We have our ups and downs, just like any community but where we differ from the norm is that we open and accepting, and try to avoid the all-out flame-wars that marr most online bulletin boards. We try to give helpful, constructive criticism of works and ideas, and hope that our comments are recieved in the same spirit. What are you interested in, though? Usually here you'll find at least one other person who shares the same interest with you.


Justice 4 Pat Richard

The thing that has always amazed me about the Asylum is the wide variety of specialities. We have a rather large gamut.

:snicker:

Thanks.

Well, I really like Photoshop, and I'm definitely insane, but I might be sort of n00b-ish about the web design stuff. I know all of the regular html things, but as to the rest, I'm still learning. Oh well. Two out of three; not that bad.

As for my interests, they seem to change whenever I get bored. But a site that's lasted as long as this one and still has active members must be doing something right. So I think I'll be able to find a few things that I'm interested in.

~ Order of the Duct Tape Paradox ~

Not as active here as we used to be, but I think that is because a lot of us here used to do all this as a hobby, but now we are doing it to pay the bills, and we have gone off and specialized in some different areas. The insect disease has affected a number of us.

But most of us are still here, and we still love playing, fiddling and especially learning.

Dan
Code Town | Zombie Head

Wait... I thought this place was for porn.



7 years, down the drain. I hate you people.

-steve

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twItch^ said:

Wait... I thought this place was for porn.

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not anymore...it was deemed somehow inappropriate
you'll just have to go back to making your own (and leave the dogs alone this time....)

As for what this place is? Look at the names of the forum sections, and that ought to give you clue enough. If not, start reading some of the threads - will give you a much better idea than anyone's attempted explanation will

I would be inclined to say that this place is pretty much what you make it!

This place is a santuary, from that sometimes big 'orrible loud world out there with all the sharpe edges. It has pills and wonderfull people who are willing to spend time helping you help yourself.

Grab a drink of what you fancy and have a good peruse through the forums you'll get the drift.
Oh Welcome btw

::tao:::: ::cell::
[doh]forgot how to post[/doh]

(Edited by Tao on 02-16-2007 16:15)

okay, but seriously...





there's no porn here?

-steve

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there's no porn here?

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Leftwing, watch out for the Hentai tentacles...

I believe that Imps left it here, as he got discharged.

From what I hear, the beast is pretty lonely

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

And this place has its own pack of Guard Wolves! Welcome to the Asylum.


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

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(Edited by Wolfen on 02-18-2007 02:23)

You waited 7 years for porn and are now upset about there not being any ?

Man, the Nurse had your meds right.


NURSE ! ! ! We need to re-evaluate my meds. I want the ones twItch^ is getting .

I knew she always liked you best. bitch.



(Edited by docilebob on 02-18-2007 23:12)

Hey, I'm serious!

Master Suho says the Hentai is great!

Best used while undergoing shock therapy

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

I've been waiting down here for several months, and still no sign of that nurse with my pills. I'm starting to think that I'm not crazy at all.

Ask not what the Ozone Asylum is to you, but what you might be to the Ozone Asylum.

I don't think Emperor is wearing any pants.

That's because you shat in them, before falling out of the airplane door!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

how delightful to drop in and find familiar characters welcoming a newcomer

In fact, it seems they scared him away

But yeah, nice list of 'MIA' in here

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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.

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This place is a santuary, from that sometimes big 'orrible loud world out there with all the sharpe edges

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HEY!
Whats' this about a bog 'orrible world outside" ??? I mean, what the h*ll is outside???

Oh, btw, welcome Paradox!
Are you the same dude that all those reviews of time travel movies talk about?

/Dan

*/ I'm a ginio.....genios......genu......smart person! /*

{cell 260} {Blog}
-{ Sleep: A common physical disorder that manifests itself as the level of blood in the caffeine circulation exeeds 20% }-

haaa at night you can hear them, scuttling along the dark damp corridors... the beetles, the fat juicy beetles with the yellow stripes... who needs pills when they come to visit....

oh my god that north tower took me months to find my way out, or was it years anyway found my way back, now gimme my pills

*meow*

Well, there you have it; a description that is as concise as one could hope, expressed in the unnatural tones of lunacy that shall ever after be your daily dose - should you choose to make a habit of visiting with us.

In fact, I was rather surprised by how clear that was - I think it went rather well..!

...where'd he go..?

I figured I'll use this thread to say I haven't been to the asylum in a while, and things have been way too sane without it. I missed you guys.

^^ ..talk abt names

~Sig coming soon~

There is PORN!!!

It is in the north wing right next to....

Huh! What's that noise?

ACK! NO!

[UC once again runs through the north wing naked clutching a dirty old periodical screaming]

"HA! HA! HA! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEE!!!!"

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

There are things of far greater fancy than one might suspect beneath the floors of these hallowed halls. Deep within the burning bowels, through the igneous nightmare of the lower cells and onward to the lightless passages of the archive repository, such things of which only the most twisted minds might conceive do roam. On a quiet night, from the southern ramparts above the Philosopher's halls, one might hear the faint echo of alien voices seemingly eminating from the numerous potholes across the surrounding plains - stifled howls, haunting song, or the gutteral growling of some unseen and unimaginable beastie.

Yes, beneath and within the confines of this great place, more wonderous and terrifying creatures and contraptions than have been dreamed of may be found... if one is unlucky enough to stumble upon them! Wander deep and wide by all means, but beware the infernal contraptions and tortured souls, and the animated remains of hapless others who in their turn did meet their fate in search of great wonders. Tread with care where you might dare, for even time itself has no defence against the space-warping madness beyond the known - eternity is a twitch away...

You have been warned!

Okay, sorry - I'm bored. Can't help it...

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eternity is a twitch away...

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... Around my guard station, down the hall and three doors to your left. If you see the man-eating slime monster, you went too far.


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

Wolfen's Sig Site | WolfenMedia | Cell #226 | Fun Link | E-mails of Wisdom | Wolfen Deviantart