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Your Text: Insert Slimies » Insert UBB Code » Close Last Tag \| All Tags UBB Help	1. Start a Web site. 2. Include a contact form. Example: I visited the house used in the filming of 1979's [i]The Amityville Horror[/i] many years ago, as it was located in the hometown of my then-girlfriend. I subsequently wrote a story about it, which became one of the first sites that made up [url=http://www.bigwaste.com/]The Big Waste of Space[/url]. Now, the picture is lame and the story isn't very interesting, but for some reason [url=http://bigwaste.com/photos/nj/amityville/]that page[/url] remains one of the most popular on that site. Unfortunately, it also attracts an inordinate number of complete idiots. Even though I've title the page [b]The Amityville Horror Movie House[/b], even though the first paragraph reads, "... this is the actual house from The Amityville Horror ? the one where it was filmed, not the one that had the horror," and even though I've included both a header and a footer in bold red that says, "I don't know how to make this any clearer. This is not the house in Amityville, New York. This is the one used in the original movie. Stop e-mailing me with 'corrections,'" I still get complete morons telling me it's not the legendary house in Amityville. Some are more arrogant than others: [quote] FROM: Daniel Harmer SUBJECT: Amityville That's not the house involved in the legend. You're wrong. Why don't you check your facts? SOURCE: I had the misfortune of stumbling across it. [/quote] My reply was quite simple: [quote] Why don't you read the bold, red text? Wesley Treat www.wesleytreat.com [/quote] Rather than doing as I suggested, Mr. Harmer became even more of a condescending twat: [quote] What do you mean? All I do is offer constructive criticism and you come back all offended with something that doesn't even make sense. There is no bold red text in the email and even if there was, why would you tell me to read it when I automatically would??! God. Your email address/domainl is well chosen. 'Treat'? More like punishment! LOLZ! Provide the correct details or get the crap off the Internet, sir! -- Daniel Harmer. [/quote] At least he called me "sir." Again, my reply was simple: [quote] The bold, red text on the page about the Amityville house, which you incorrectly assumed I thought was the one involved in the legend. http://bigwaste.com/photos/nj/amityville/ Wesley Treat www.wesleytreat.com [/quote] Anyone want to place bets on what his next complaint will be? [url=http://www.wesleytreat.com/][img]http://www.wesleytreat.com/events/asylum/sig_wtlogo_events_01.gif[/img][img]http://www.wesleytreat.com/events/asylum/sig_events_01.php[/img][/url] Loading...
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