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WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

 IP logged posted posted 02-01-2008 13:39 Edit Quote

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=511405&in_page_id=1770

I am literally crying here at work - my colleagues are looking at me strangely!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles
mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

 IP logged posted posted 02-01-2008 14:54 Edit Quote
quote:
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er. . .

Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .

Contestant: (Silence.)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant: Walked?



hahaha, omg

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: a house built of t-squares & triangles
Insane since: Dec 2002

 IP logged posted posted 02-07-2008 14:18 Edit Quote

funny

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poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Norway
Insane since: Jun 2002

 IP logged posted posted 02-07-2008 14:55 Edit Quote

we need a :facepalm: Slimy
Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

 IP logged posted posted 02-26-2008 05:04 Edit Quote

This one is really funny...

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus
warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

 IP logged posted posted 02-26-2008 06:11 Edit Quote

There is a show on this side of the pond called Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? It is replete with simple questions and goofy answers. You Tube it and you might come up with some good ones.

Speaking of You Tube and goofy answers, gonna go look for some Kids Say the Darndest Things clips.


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