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Your Text: Insert Slimies » Insert UBB Code » Close Last Tag \| All Tags UBB Help	God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to go to heaven when he dies. The man says he'll try. God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on. "Not bad," says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to stick it up her arse." "They don't like that in heaven," replies God. The man says, "They're not too fcukin happy about it in ASDA either!" Loading...
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