Have you considered suicide? I would recommend it. 
EDIT: ZOMFG! $100 dollars for that?? Any label printer (that would cost a lot less) comes with software far more useable and feature-rich than that piece of excrement.
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On another topic, I have finished developing a remote-control system for home electronics/gadgets/machines/toys/devices/etc. It works with anything that has pysical push-buttons and can be reached with a three-foot rod held in the hand.
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Wow! This user-friendly and innovative invention can be yours for as little as $200 (ex. delivery and tax).
Note: Not affiliated with, or in any way similar to, Fingerlongers. We do sell these under license too - please phone the premium rate sales line for pricing (be aware that lines may be held for up to three days due to high demand for our amazing products)*.
But wait! There's more!
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Flump! That's two products and a beautiful cardboard display/storage case for an amazing, low-low price! Order today through our premium-rate sales line (be aware that lines may be held for up to three days due to high demand for our unbelievable products)*.
*- Calls cost no more than the retail value of the item you wish to purchase. For detailed charge information, please send a blank, signed cheque to our business address. For business address info, please phone our premium-rate sales line (be aware that lines may be held for up to three days due to high demand for our utterly ridiculous products).
(Edited by White Hawk on 07-22-2009 17:18)
posted 07-20-2009 09:08
