Topic awaiting preservation: Some things are just worth repeating.

" He wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a cowboy boot if the instructions were written on the sole."


-_Q

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"It's not the pale moon that excites me.... It's the nearness of you."

Man, I wish I had Mr. Maxx's smilie now!

About the only thing that beats that are Foghorn Leghorn quotes!

Foghorn Leghorn quotes to make you chuckle

If you can read through that and not chuckle, then your funny bone is broke! Broke, I say! You listen' to me, boy? That's a joke, son. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

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- Sophocles