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-Who am I? Hmm, good question... I'll have to get back to you with that when/if I find out eventually...
+Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday <pop> <pop> Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable <horse whinnying> Arthur Norman Michael <squeek> Featherstone Smith <whistle> Northgot Edwards Harris <bang> <whoop> Mason <chuff> <chuff> <chuff> Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin <squeek> <squeek> Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter <honk> Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring <hoot> <whoop> Smith <beep>
-FYI: Fukutoku - pronounced: "foo - koo - toe - koo", from a Bob and Tom "bit."
-My first "programming" experience was with some basic HTML when I was 15, which lead to the first incarnation of this site. (Still nothing spectacular, as I never seem to have time to update anything.) Mostly it serves as an area for me to test out new things when I don't have a project in the workings to try stuff on. (Actually, I haven't even been there in a month or two...)
-Currently, I am working on my degree in computer science and mathematics (concurrent 2nd BS) at one of the UT "sister'schools." Should be done after just 3 years there , yes, I am THAT good. -Arrogant? Well, yea, but those who know me know I'm also full of it a lot fo the time
-Computer I am running... quite possibly the slowest of anyone in the Asylum. 133Mhz proc., 32Mb RAM (however, 16Mb@16ns, and other 16Mb@17ns). Anyone care to swap? ...didn't think so...
+#: Ok, there's not really any more options here... I lied...
-Joke of the ... uh... Well, however long it is until I change it: ------------------------------------------------ -Every Sunday, the town preacher rides his bike to -church. This particular day, a member of the church -noticed that the preacher was walking. -He asked, "Where's your bike?" The preacher said, -that "Someone stole it. It may have been one of the members".
+Tidbits:
-"Well," the member proceeded to tell him, "for next Sunday's +Fukutoku - pronounced: "foo - koo - toe - koo", from a Bob and Tom "bit."
-sermon, preach on the Ten Commandments. When you get -to Thou shalt not steal, really stress on it and you'll get your bike -back."
+Outside of these moss-covered walls, I'm just another coffee-chuggin' code monkey. I haven't come up with anything spectacular (or even vaguely useful really) and I'm routinely in awe of many of the items that pass through these hallowed halls. Just have to keep it in my head, 'I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think... I think I need another cup of coffee...'
-The next week the same member had seen the preacher -riding his bike.
-"I see you have your bike back?
-Did you do what I told you about preaching on the Ten -Commandments?
+ (Edited by: Lord_Fukutoku on Fri 09-May-2003) -"Well," said the preacher "when I got to Thou shalt not commit +(Edited by Lord_Fukutoku on 11-20-2006 16:02) -adultery, I remembered where I left it" ------------------------------------------------ - -Musings scribbled in crayon on the wall of Cell #693... - -If it ain't broke, fix it till it is. - -Indecision is the key to flexibility. - -I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting -path. - -"People will more readily accept your ideas if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first." -- Quoted from Ben Franklin - -...more to come (assuming I don't get lost between here and the Asylum Pharmacy). - - - (Added by: Lord_Fukutoku on Mon 15-Jul-2002) - - (Edited by: Lord_Fukutoku on Mon 15-Jul-2002) - - (Edited by: Lord_Fukutoku on Thu 12-Dec-2002) - - (Edited by: Lord_Fukutoku on Sat 15-Mar-2003) - - (Edited by: Lord_Fukutoku on Fri 09-May-2003)
, yes, I am THAT good.