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Your Text: Insert Slimies » Insert UBB Code » Close Last Tag \| All Tags UBB Help	Here I'll post any 'interesting' search engine queries I spot in the logs (and if possible the page they refer to. [b]FAQ[/b] -------------- Latest: [b]ozone and virus[/b] - is the Doc ill? [b]oompa loompas cartoon[/b] [b]Asylum[/b] -------------- Latest: [b]nice nudes[/b] - why thank you!! [b][url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/forum17/html/000790.html]lobster army nickname frog[/url][/b] - amusingly this points to a thread about France ;) [b]use google before asking stupid[/b] - very good advice!! [b]mythical creature swiss banker[/b] The Gnomes of Zurich just keep popping up. [b]how i can get to sweden as asylum[/b] - its not a very good disguise for sneaking in anywhere. [b]skunk remidies[/b] - the mind boggles over [b]what is the definition of a mad scientist[/b] [b]pictures of very pale people[/b] - we don't see much sun [b]pictures of severe damage caused by drinking and driving[/b] - by very pale people? [b]are scientists looking for a way to fix our ozone[/b] - I know he hasn't be around so much recently but I'm not sure he needs 'fixing' (interestingly this search (at Ask.com) brings up the search page. [b]make ozone at home plans[/b] - I can't really work this one out (edit: ahh plans for making ozone at home!! Hook yourself up to the mains and you have the second term:). [b]ozone shock therapy[/b] - Suho1004's fault!! [b]mad star wars[/b] - sounds like a great idea for a pitch (although I suppose Spaceballs got there first). [b]animated mops gifs[/b] [b]guinness japan[/b] [b]ozone cartoons[/b] [b]pics of bad ozone[/b] - there are no pictures of Doc Ozone acting bad and anyone caught taking snaps have a nasty tendency to disappear. [b]how can i test ozone?[/b] - ask him questions?? [b]extra wisdom teeth[/b] - no extra wisdom around these parts. [b]what is ozone mad of[/b] - stupid questions? [b]cat painting[/b] - pictures of cats painting of course!! [b]funny french quotes[/b] - I'm sure there are some but keep searching... [b]selma hayak notre dame[/b] - does she now have a hunch? [b]asylum peircing[/b] - what were they looking for??? [b]sad clowns[/b] - is this a slur on we inmates!! [b]hallucinagenic mushrooms[/b] - the advantage of poor spelling in search engine rankings. [b]my pc cd player dont work at home[/b] - well don't use it at home!!! [b]the emperor is far[/b] - yes he is....... [b]vampire chronicle backup download[/b] [b]should alchohol be legal[/b] - do you mean it isn't?? [b]inventory for dumbies[/b] [b]crazy html tips[/b] - oh we have plenty of them [b]creating an ozone[/b] - with the ever increasing hole we certainly need it!! [b]fuck[/b] - DL-44's fault [b]legalisation of cannibis[/b] - you've clearly had too much already [b]i didn't see it but i heard it was heidi football[/b] - this is just mystifying [b]excerise for to have a bigger bottom[/b] - my guess is: take less exercise and eat more. [b]removechild invalid argument[/b] - sounds like harsh punishment (although if this is the father of the "iraq bomb dad" person it might be suitable) [b]iraq bomb dad[/b] - sounds nasty [b]tolkien powered by the ultimate bulletin board[/b] - was he really? [b]if you cannot find osama bomb iraq[/b] - could smeone stop George Dubya from using the Internet please? [b]if we can't find osama bomb iraq[/b] - ditto [b]painting clouds[/b] - you'd need a big brush [b]raleans[/b] [b]eddie murphy white man disguise[/b] [b]newton ring[/b] [b]price of beer in Norway pub[/b] -------------- The rest: bang flag gun bare bones laptop crazy mad scientist projects for you to try [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum17/HTML/000542.html]drugs should be legal in canada[/url] [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Archives/Archive-000003/HTML/20020912-2-001052.html]find me some pictures of how ozone is and what is it actually[/url] [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/005380.html]golden web scam[/url] good drugs gallery [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum15/HTML/000085.html]im bored[/url] laticia casta photos [url=]living color homey clown picture[/url] lunatic asylum images - you are certainly in the right place. mad profile stuff [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum2/HTML/001779.html]mad thumbs[/url] mad thunder making a railgun male genatalia mount everast - where?? ozone jokes - are there any? picture of ozone - can you take a picture of it? [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Archives/Archive-000004/HTML/20011010-3-001668.html]poopstain.jpg[/url] - there is actually only one result at Google for [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=poopstain.jpg]poopstain.jpg[/url] (Heh... now there are two. :-P) [b]probe my ports[/b] - yeah baby [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum17/HTML/000381.html]psychotic nightmares[/url] railgun plans scanner abuse - surely there should be laws against this kind of thing? [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Archives/Archive-000002/HTML/20011119-1-002759.html]scarface email[/url] sword of the ranger system freezing can't move - sounds like a cry for help. tanya grotter [b]trendwhore wallpaper[/b] - well you are in the right place for that!!!!!!! [b]up from the depths 30 storeys high[/b] - its............ [b][url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/005509.html]you're my wife now clown[/url][/b] - I suspect that one is my fault what does seoul mean [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/004743.html]who won the firts world cup[/url] why do people lie ------------------------------ Relevant FAQs: [internallink=5045]Could I see the Asylum's server statistics?[/internallink] [internallink=5247]Could I see the FAQ's server statistics?[/internallink] [internallink=4816]Search Engines[/internallink] ------------------------------ Relevant links: [url=http://searchrequests.weblogs.com]Disturbing Search Requests[/url] [url=http://www.therestlessmouse.com/IFoddsrch.shtml]The restless Mouse - Strange Searches[/url] _______________________ [internallink=4626]Emperor[/internallink] [small][i](Added by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Emperor]Emperor [/url] on Wed 27-Nov-2002)[/i][/small] [small][i](Edited by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Emperor]Emperor [/url] on Thu 28-Nov-2002)[/i][/small] [small][i](Edited by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=OlssonE]OlssonE [/url] on Fri 29-Nov-2002)[/i][/small] [small][i](Edited by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Emperor]Emperor [/url] on Sun 19-Jan-2003)[/i][/small] [small][i](Edited by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Suho1004]Suho1004 [/url] on Tue 21-Jan-2003)[/i][/small] [small][i](Edited by: [url=http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Emperor]Emperor [/url] on Wed 13-Aug-2003)[/i][/small] Loading...
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