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norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 03:50

I hope this isn't in poor taste, but I had to laugh when I read it.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=29807&rubrik1=Recreation&rubrik2=Erotic&rubrik3=Toys&sort=1&sparte=4


if this is an example of Java technology, can .Net be far behind?

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Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A�, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 03:54

Something tells me you copy/pasted the wrong link.

Edit: You're far too fast for me

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bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 16:27

Man, people will do anything for kicks, won't they? Why one earth would you want to put your phone next to your ear and mouth after you'd been using it for that? Well, ok, presumeably, you wouldn't use it right next to the skin, right? right?
eeeww!



Bodhi - Cell 617

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 16:32

Hehe...an intimate SMS just for you!

Say ILuvU with the touch of a button...working late again? Send a message that shows you care!

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 16:58

hey...i'd buy the phone! LOL and then have everyone here call me!!!

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Cell 1007::SST

MindBender
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: a pocket dimention...
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 17:09

There's a comment on modern consumer society hehe. Let's find a way to turn a $300 piece of hardware into something we could buy for $15. I love capitalist innovation


It's only after we've lost everything...
That we're free to do anything...

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 17:29

I wonder if there are roaming charges....?

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 17:42

I think I'll give Lacuna a 'buzz'...hehe...

And please, no one tell Emps...

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-16-2003 18:03

*sighs* The things that people do when they're bored.



WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 18:06

*slaps Rauthrin*

What can be better to do when bored?

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-16-2003 18:08

Ouch.. that hurt...

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 04-16-2003 20:32

Well....real sex for instance...

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 04-16-2003 20:39

Rinswind 2th:

and what exactly is it that makes sex 'real'?

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: �Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 21:25

is that a phone in your pocket? or... a pilsner urguel!!!!!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-16-2003 21:55

^^^ Drunk!

Man, you are going to regret this when you sober up!

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 04-16-2003 23:53

Norm: a partner perhaps?? (or more partners if you like...)

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

tomeaglescz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 04-18-2003 13:53

And maybe when olssone sobers up he will learn how to spell the name of the beer right

Pilsner Urquell (from the town of plsen,near the czech/german border where the pilsner style of beers originated)

but then gain they only export the weak stuff from here, god knows what mess he would be in if he was on the real stuff...LMAO



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