Topic awaiting preservation: Spamtacular

Put away your books and shut down PS and Dreamweaver - here is an offer and a half:

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A few months ago, I said "what the heck."
I bought this program that claimed I could have 5 money making websites
up and running within 29 minutes of downloading the information.

My "what the heck" quickly turned to a
"Holy {you know what}"!

I normally don't swear, but after only a few months, my wife and I were
able put a solid down payment on our first home using ONLY profits from
my 5 websites.

That's right, a few months of working my 5 websites (that were ridiculously
easy to start with the simple step by step instructions) I went from a
lifetime renter to a first time homeowner!

This happened to me, the system works, anyone can work it... PERIOD!

CHECK IT OUT NOW- IT WORKED FOR ME!
Click Here

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URL is: http://12.106.110.19/iempire/

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

The best part is when you close the site and it brings up a popup which says such things as:

"After all, you probably see a different "get rich quick" ad every few minutes...and you know most of the products are pure junk."

It then provides you with a limited offer, valid only until "Firsday, May 1". Oh, by the way, today is Thursday, May 1.

Hehe...he extended the deadline to 2 May Friday...

The pop-up most likely just displays the current day as the "last day" of the offer...

"Single Parent Proves Yet Again That My System Works by Bringing in
$2,303.97 in Her First Month!"

oh, if ur female it works...right?



i also love the expertly added text...done with MS Paint



A multi faceted charade of lies,

A change inside you that i despise...

Bloodshot eyes despise to refrain,

Perception Blurred in a surge of pain...

Deathguise: Well those numbers can't lie

I still haven't worked out what they offer - 5 websites in 29 minutes? I presume you are mirroring porn sites and redirecting them, etc.

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On a side note I love spam that is for anti-spam stuff:

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Spam Remedy (3.17MB)

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Description:

The powerful, effective and intelligent anti-spam tool.
It automatically cleans spam messages out of your mailbox before you receive or read them.

Features:

Automatically Blocking Spam
Spam Remedy automatically checks your mail boxes and filters unwanted, dangerous, or offensive mail messages to save your time from manually detecting and organizing mail messages.
Effectively Spam Detecting
A complex Aritificial Intelligence algorithm has been used in Spam Remedy product to detecting legitimate mail messages and spam messages,the technique has more precision than other filter-based and keyword-based anti-spam technologies.
Be Sure You Get Your Right Mail Messages
Spam Remedy doesn't confirm a spam message by a single keyword in mail content. It examines the entire message - source, headers and mail content to confirm whether it is a spam message.
Supports Multiple Email Types and Almost All Email Clients
Spam Remedy supports POP3, Hotmail/MSN, IMAP4 and MAPI email accounts,Directly works with almost all email clients(Outlook Express, Becky Mail,Foxmail,Outlook, The bat!, Eudora etc.), espacially includes support for web-based Hotmail/MSN email clients. Nothing you need to change to your email clients!
Easy to use - You don't need to set any complex filter rules, just add your email accounts to Spam Remedy and then it works.
Friends List and Rejecting List
With Friends List and Rejecting List,you have the chance to decide who are never blocked or directly treat their mail messages as spam.
Keep your inbox clean
Spam Remedy places all intercepted spam messages to its interval mail database so that your inbox remains uncluttered and free of spam.If for some reason a legitimate email is flagged as spam, you can easily recover in multiple ways.

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or ones that are rude about other spam whilst just spamming you:

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Dear emperor palpatine,

Have you heard those rumors about all the email you get.. especially
the one about how EVERYTHING you get through email is a scam or a hoax?

I've heard them and frankly, I'm a little pissed off about it. You see, I've
been working with this guy for over a year who's been helping honest people
like you and me, build REAL wealth.

It's not hype, it's not B.S. But still he gets a bad rap because he
advertises through email.

People exposed to this system have called it the "most-fun, most-safe, and
most surefire way to make all the money you need (and even as much as you want)"

..... And yet it's so simple.

Hard to believe?

I thought so too when I first heard about it. In fact, I was intimidated
by it. But once I had it spelled out for me.... BAM! I realized the power
of this simple system and put it to work!

I'll let you judge for yourself, but all the feedback I've gotten so far
has been super-positive.

Here's the link to see the site
click here

Click it, You'll see what I mean!

Laurie

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Coooooo more spam for the same service mentioned in the top post:

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Dear Friend ,

I always remember my mother telling me...

"Mark, if Brian (my best friend as a child) jumped off a bridge, would you do it to?"

Well, obviously not- But, if my best friend was following in the footsteps of
Thousands of other Internet Entrepreneurs, using a simple system to make a killing
online...

I KNOW I'D DO THAT...

In fact, I've already done it!

Yep, about a year ago I joined the thousands of people who have been using this system
and started my own online business.

How'd it go? Well, my wife and I just put a down payment on a 4000 sq. ft home with a
heated driveway using ONLY money I made with this system!

It's simple: I had no previous Internet experience!

It's proven: The system has been working for over 3 years and continues to rake in the
cash for entrepreneurs like yourself to this day... Heck, it still makes me money!

There's Zero Risk: You can't lose. If you aren't profitable in 30 days, we'll give you
your money back and a little extra! That's how sure we are that this system works.

Thousands of people and counting can't be wrong!

No other program has been around this long and has such a proven track record.

Check it out here.

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If a thousan people told me to jump off a bridge I still wouldn't do it!!

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor