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Dimensional warp generators. That's right, the mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter to be exact. I got this spam today that raises the mark for spam artists everywhere. Heh, I got such a chuckle I might even start reading some of the stuff that gets filtered. Maybe this could be a best spam thread. Anybody else get anything totaly off the wall or is it just me?

quote:

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Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vendor which is (Actually RELIABLE in

providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If

they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We

prefer to work with vender in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.


If your vender turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: powercrystals@firemail.de

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it
will only be bounced back to you.

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Is this a joke, or those things actually exist?

he shoulda just asked for a time machine...




[This message has been edited by asptamer (edited 05-10-2003).]