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DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-15-2003 11:28

http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm


/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-15-2003 11:44

Hehe...'She was a 1 at 10:00, and a 10 at 01:00!'

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 05-15-2003 15:56

DmS...i dont think 9 glass of beer can make u see models..

Web...u either a fast drinker or a very weak drinker...those were just 3hrs..

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-15-2003 16:08

The point is that the more you drink the more impaired your perceptions are, and you may end up going home with someone that you wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole in real life.

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 05-15-2003 17:05

hehehe everyone's beautiful at closin time!

__________________________
Cell 1007::SST

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 05-15-2003 17:21

Suho - you mean being drunk isn't real life? What a let down!


Bodhi - Cell 617

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-15-2003 17:22

This should be in that post about the stoopidest question you have ever heard.

How can beer be bad for anyone?

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 05-15-2003 18:44

So, is it just me, or does binary win the "biggest turd of the moment" award lately?

I know I am certainly capable of drinking large quantities in 3 hours if need be...and I'm pretty sure my judgement isn't quite as keen afterward =)

Not to mention it's a very long-standing joke binary....you may want to look it up

[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 05-15-2003).]

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-15-2003 19:08
quote:
"Helping ugly women have sex since 1849!"
-- from a classic beer commerical I couldn't find now



But beer is good for you anyway

*pours a pint of Guinness, cheers everyone! *

_________________________
"There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero"

[This message has been edited by Veneficuz (edited 05-15-2003).]

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-15-2003 19:36

well if beer is good for you then I must be one of the healthest people alive

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-15-2003 20:30





.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

[This message has been edited by bitdamaged (edited 05-15-2003).]

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 05-15-2003 20:44
quote:
Suho - you mean being drunk isn't real life? What a let down!¨



It's the other way around;

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.



[This message has been edited by Petskull (edited 05-15-2003).]

Kevin G
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 05-15-2003 21:55

theres another one thats like "BEER helping white guys dance since blah blah blah....."

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 02:44

Huh. When I was at school it was more like "BEER - helping white guys fall flat on their faces since blah blah blah."

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 05-16-2003 03:13

No, no no...you got it backwards Suho - it's "beer - helping floors stand up-right since...."

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 03:47

that wasn't bad after all. It would be up to you about controlling yourself around beers.

lovedove
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Orlando, FL, USA
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 05:16

We should combine the obvious alcoholism that goes on in the asylum with THE BOX. All Holder's should be inebriated when passing THE BOX ;o)

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-16-2003 06:41

Ah Yannah you little waif you've got it all wrong. It's all about NOT controlling yourself around beer.



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-16-2003 06:42

lovedove - interesting idea.

i see a lot of box lovechilds arising, if we do that....

which may not be a good thing.

but back to this beer thing - the music is great, the animation is hopeless. a nice idea, pooooooorly executed.
what a shame.

however, i do concur - beer is good for you!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-16-2003 08:17

Yep. Ol' binary has definitely got a chip going on...

Chill, man, and relax...it's all in fun.

And remember, there are some people, who through a genetic...difference, cannot process alcohol as good as others...therefore, they get drunk rather easily...and fast.

Beer is good.

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 09:08

~~....passes a cold beer to DL and Web...~~
Suddenly Web starts hugging the barmaid



[This message has been edited by binary (edited 05-16-2003).]

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 05-16-2003 10:48

when i was learning to drink beer, a good friend said beer tasted like bad breath.. it was a while before i tried beer again

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-16-2003 11:38

Binary, I never said that I have that gene difference, just that it exists. And I'm married

Okay, back on topic, folks...move along.

Yep, velvetrose...it's commonly known as 'beer breath'

Funny, but it only seems to be noticed by those not inebriated...*belch*

I love German Beer!

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 14:20

It's true - if everyone in the room has had a beer or perhaps 2, no one's thinking about anyone's breath anymore...

If this reality is being caused by a lack of alcohol in my system, I'd better start drinking right now. I've about had enough of it! Pass that German beer WS...

Bodhi - Cell 617

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-16-2003 14:39
quote:
And remember, there are some people, who through a genetic...difference, cannot process alcohol as good as others...therefore, they get drunk rather easily...and fast.



I wish that were me, then it wouldn't cost me so much every night

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 05-16-2003 15:22

bodhi23, the dark or the hell? Aw, who cares...*passes both*

Prost!

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 05-16-2003 16:49

I'll make it a black and tan - 'preesh!

Bodhi - Cell 617

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