Topic awaiting preservation: Tha Toilet Smasha!

So Jolyn (my girlfriend) got a little trashed last night. We were out drinking and she did one too many shots.

First of all, on the way home so had her head out the taxi-cab's window the entire time puking down the side of it. We got home and I got a bucket of water and helped the guy wash his cab. I go back to my room and Jolyn is laying butt naked on my bed and her hair is soaking wet. Apparently she decided to take a shower while I was out helping the driver de-puke his car. I was laughing my ass off at this point.

She got up to puke again in my bathroom and asked me to get her a hair brush. On my way back into my room I hear:

CRASH! WHOOOOOOOOSH

Jolyn was so drunk that somehow she managed to trip and fall onto the toilet completely destroying the back of it in the process. When I got into my room she looks at me and says "there's water all over your bathroom floor and I don't know why." She didn't even realize what she'd done.

I was pretty drunk myself so I just threw some towels on the floor and went to bed. I had to leave for Minnesota this morning so I guess I'll just fix the toilet when I get home next week. LOL

The aftermath:



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OUCH! I hope she didnt hurt herself, that must have been quite a tumble...

o O (Krets got a g/f?) :P

yeeeshh.... She is definately going to feel that pain in the morning.... OUCH!

BTW... Krets, where are you going to be in minnesota? I live just south of Minneapolis / St. Paul.

I'm in Cokato. About 40 miles west on US 12 from you I believe. There's not much out here! LOL

VP: The amazing thing is that she came out without so much as a scrape. I don't know who she managed to do that much damage without even a little bruise.

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WOW ! I can't believe she didn't get cut or bruised up ! I can't just see you outside drunk, laughing and washing a cab. THAT'S the pic I wanna see

I pulled a towel rack out of the wall once, but this takes the cake.

The physics necessary to do such a thing just blow my mind.

Drinking: A way to erase and make memories all in one night.

sounds sinister Krets!!! maybe its all a scam? eeeek

Sounds like a friend of mine...he went out and got himself pretty damn drunk one night long ago. Came home, feeling a trifle sick, so he deicded to go to the toilet and throw up...which he did.

While he was doing this, the 'ring' part of the toilet seat fell down over the back of his head. Trouble is though, he was so drunk he didn't actually realise it had happened. So he spend the next 2 hours trying to figure out why he couldn't life his head up. Eventually he pulled back really hard and managed to rip the entire toilet seat off.

Holy cripes! Remind me to never piss off your girlfriend, especially when she's had a few too many.

Also, although it seems contrary to common sense, drunk people seem to avoid injury very well. I think it has something to do with your body being very loose--apparently you're more likely to injure yourself if you tense up before a fall, etc., as opposed to just collapsing in a drunken heap.

Good grief! What were you drinking, cement? LOL
I bet Jolyn was feeling a little "flushed" in the morning.

cement mixer maybe? (Baileys and a shot of lime) not for the squeamish!

2 glasses, one of baileys, one of lime.

Take baileys and hold in mouth
Add shot of lime to mouth and shake head vigorously
Run to the loo asap

cement mixer

Jezzus... talk about yer hard liquor!

hey, Shi!! gimme a call next time you're on ICQ!!



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Kinda off topic: Baileys is great stuff, especially first thing in the morning in a cup of coffee.

Bailey's is great over 2 ice cubes, by itself in a glass... mmm... nummy...

Cripes - now you gotta get a new commode... You live by yourself, yes?

man o man...

TaoBB - "a little flushed"! ROFLMFAO!

Thank you - this thread is just what I needed on this crappy Monday...


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Krets and Jo, seen shortly before *the Incident*





[This message has been edited by docilebob (edited 07-01-2003).]

how come you have pictures of them?

Because he's a damned dirty stalker!

Or it could be because I posted that photo in my online gallery a while back.... I think I like the stalker explanation better though.

She had a few bruises start popping up on Sunday, one pretty big one on her forearm. Other than that, nada. She's one lucky duck.


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So, alright already, I`ll stop stalking you.

The commute is gettin to ba a bitch, anyway.