Topic awaiting preservation: Software Upgrade

Software Upgrade

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech! Support

heh

A long time ago we had similar topic, but nevertheless, it's still funny, heh...

oops... oh I'm sorry, please feel free to delete this for those that have the power

nah, it's funny stuff leave it here..

... besides , I thought the other one had to do with girlfriend 3.0..


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I think I'll organize a concert to benefit the cause ...

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Wes lets get Mahjqa to sing in the benifit concert, have you heard his rendition of "there comming to take me away"? (can't find the link just now)
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{edit] Found it! I hope Mahjqa doesn't mind my posting the link here as well, 'tis a sound to be heard. Mahjqa

[This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 08-01-2003).]

I think i'll just tuck those away... Never know when you'll need some leverage. LOL that was.... uh.... funny. Yes there is a Wife 1.0 version of this. I think it's more humorous. This one is good to... I'm just biased.