Preserved Topic: Do you have stairs in your house? II

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Wanna go Naked Spaniard fishing?

Only if it's for Latetia Casta.

Anyone care to join me?

:::11oh1:::

no, you shouldn't have fallen apart in the first place

did you ever dance in the night by the pale moonlight?

once, but it was during the day and it was in the sunlight, but thats neither here nor there.


do you know the naked 2 step?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Of course I do, but I've become so proficient that I can generally get women naked in one step.

Have you had your shock treatment lately?


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Suho: www.liminality.org

yes, but i could get some more

can pineapples dance tango?

Yes and I hear the mango can waltz.

Anyway fancy joining me on a magical mystical mystery voyage (trousers optional)?

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Emps

The Emperor dot org

love to go. i don't wear trousers so I'll be right at home.

can we stop off and see Sgt. Pepper?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Yes but that will mean we need to see Dr. Pepper too.

How many times a day?

Three times, it's dependant on the weather conditions, though.

Is this world my world?

no it's mine. i bought it the other day on ebay.

would you like to buy it?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Yes, but you should just give it back.

Aren't we pathetic?

Jason


Edited to make my answer fit......... Cprompt!

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-21-2003).]

[edit: ahh i was to slow]

no we are ingenious.

can trees play cards?

[This message has been edited by mejokim (edited 10-21-2003).]

Yes but only if they turn over a new leaf.

How many of these can you fit in your mouth?

22, sometimes 25

where is the orange cow gone?

to mate with the red bull

is there really life after?

Sometimes I will grant it.... Othertimes not.

Are you great?

Jason

Yes, I am a great person....

Isn't that a rabid monk? He's a great person too.

[This message has been edited by Rauthrin (edited 10-21-2003).]

If he's such a great person, someone should help him get some treatment for that rabies!

Hey, did you see that squirrel?

Yea, but I ran over it in my car...

Was it wrong to laugh at it?

no because he was really stupid to fight with a gorilla

Have you ever seen yeti?

Yes, on TVs.

Have you ever seen a real ghost?

My Detention Room

i thought i did but i saw right through the disguise.

care to help me with this?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Not really, but maybe after 10 beers

Did you ever get a speeding ticket on a bicycle?

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-22-2003).]

It really isn't hard. You can just set the ticket on the bicycle seat.

Why is that your favorite tree?

well, the pantry is my favourite tree because that's where all the food is kept!

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

14

But why?

I dunno, you brought it up...

are you missing something?

No, not really at the moment.

Why?

My Detention Room

why indeed...

who said that?

Ruski

How much do you love your computer?

My Detention Room

I hate it more than you

is your computer smarter than you?

No, but it is prettier...

Was there a question over there?

Sure was, ther is a question mark at the end of it.

Why I'm not hungry anymore after I eat?

I think that you ate too much...

Can I have your money?

no, because i've none.

Is there a docter in the house?

no but ,

why is that man running around naked?

~Sig coming soon~

Because he's French.

Why running naked should call attention?

It's not so much the running naked that catches attention as it is the sound...

where's the bathroom?

in the water closet - and watch out for the alligator!

Had any good haggis lately?

edit no siggie!

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 10-22-2003).]

No chance!!

Had any good haggis ever?

Only when i drunk too much whisky before eating the haggis.....


What is the prettiest guy in the world?


<edit>sig removal</edit>

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-22-2003).]

Linus.

Who Shot Kennedy?

[edit]no siggie[/edit]

[This message has been edited by GEEKTHING (edited 10-22-2003).]

I did.

You're not going to tell anyone are you?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

I won't.

Do you believe in Karma?

My Detention Room

sure, it ran over my dogma.

Who let Yannha out of the detention room?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Avril Lavigne.

What is right to change Yannah's way?

I don't know.

Why do you care?

My Detention Room

Because it might be funny.

Do you have my pencil?

No.

Why don't you buy another one[ if it's lost]?




My Detention Room

Because its more fun to steal them.

Does that hurt your feelings?

Jason

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-23-2003).]

Literally...No.

Did you think that would hurt anybody's feeling?

My Detention Room

Yes.... and it also hurts peoples feelings when they have to edit messages due to someone hitting submit first...............

Whats on TV?

Jason

My glass of beer.

Why do you waste your time watching TV?

better than wasting my time watching the paint dry...

so when did you become famous?

When I was used to save the world.

Why you don't like to watch paint dry?

[This message has been edited by viol (edited 10-23-2003).]

because it's boring to.

Do you know what my username means?

[edit by Skaarjj: No sigs man![/edit]

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 10-23-2003).]

no, but

do we really want to?

no, because i am an ignorant.

Are you also an ignorant?

ignorant? what's that?

It's the agnostic equivalent of a celebrant ...
Is a regardless a female regardle ??

Only in Finland, Uruguay, and Lebanon.

Why are paint chips so tasty?

because of all the lead...

What are you wearing?

edit - no siggie

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 10-23-2003).]

red pajamas - yikes, why am i up so late?

so you can wait for the morning to come

what's wrong with you?

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-23-2003).]

Nothing that can't be fixed with a ball peen.

Why are cats so curious about certain human activities?

They are too lazy for doing the activties themselves

But why are the cats so lazy anyway?

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-23-2003).]

Because a long time ago, the Egyptians were used to feeding and spoiling them way too much.

How many stairs are there in a pyramid ?

Not enough to make me quit.

Why Belle kissed the Beast?

because there was none other than the beast.

Would you do it if you get money?

Probably...but after all this time we still haven't established what IT is...

So did you throw caution ot the wind?

No I didn't.

What the hell?

My Detention Room

watch your mouth!

have you ever really "kicked yourself"?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

No, but I'll gladly sit here and watch you beat yourself over the head with an idea...

Cat got your tongue?

not yet!

have you got a pet?

My Detention Room

too many!

want me to beat you over the head with a smelly fish?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

No.

What kind of fish is it?

My Detention Room

spiky sort of fish.

do you have many friends?

[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 10-24-2003).]

Yes, I keep them in the freezer.

What smells in here?

Jason

Fish.

Do you wash dishes?

no, i prefer eating out of the bathtub.

what in gods name is THAT?

[This message has been edited by josh (edited 10-24-2003).]

Oh nothing.


What do you want?

My Detention Room

You to stop answering without thinking.

Is it time to go to sleep?

There is no sleep avaliable for you, please take a number.

Where am I?

Elsewhere.

would you like butter on those?

Unless you have peanutbutter.

Can life exist without it?

edit: sigless

[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 10-24-2003).]

yes, but very hard.

Where did you sleep last night?

That's the problem. I didn't.

Why mahjqa keeps editing his posts if there is a checkbox that he can select, right here in this very page, to avoid the sig to show up (big question, huh) ?

It's one of life's simple pleasures.

Is "1" really the loneliest number?

yes but everyone wants to be number 1

is a million posts a viable option?

Yes, but a billion is better.

Why do I love Firebird?

Because IE turned Internet into an odious navigation.

Why we keep this thread going on and on and on?

because nobody want to stop it

why sleeps he always naked?

Because he can't find his clothes

How come you know that anyway?

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"There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero"
- the Golden Ratio -

because they snuck into the room...

why do you care?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Because it might be funny. (same question deserves same answer)

Why can't you innovate?

Because it might be funny. (same question deserves same answer)

Why can't you innovate?

(OK...this thread still has alot of momentum...no one left an explanation as to why it was closed, so I'm opening it again. We'll get probably another 5 posts here before I close it again and open a new one.)

I innovate! Sure I do! I...uh...I do...no...Oh fine...so I don't innovate...get off my back!

So how often do you shave your ape?

24 times a second, although I try to squeeze in 30.

So who died watching?

Hey! The name's Skaarjj, not Watching, and you're the detective...you tell me who's died if you're so smart!

So which cupboard is yours?

this one.

which one is yours?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

that one, naturally.

Is this the castle of arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh?

No...this is St. Ives...

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