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counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 02-11-2004 04:40 This guy...he found 'em out. __________________ War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
Rauthrin Bipolar (III) Inmate From: 2 Miles Below Insane Insane since: Apr 2003	posted 02-11-2004 05:28 applause That is soo fuckin hilarous!
asptamer Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Lair Insane since: Apr 2003	posted 02-11-2004 05:32 very funny, and some are very witty. only I think Specialist Schwartz is a SHE not a HE, as the website author writes... there are many clues that imply femininity of the soldier. Perhaps the most straight one is: I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts. [edit] unless, of course that soldier is one of the most fked-up-in-the-head ones... which could be the case.... [edit2] ok.. fine.. he's a guy... a very strange guy... : -I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'. [This message has been edited by asptamer (edited 02-11-2004).]
Wolfen Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Minnesota Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 02-11-2004 08:58 I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ?Block out the space mind control lasers'. hahahahaha that is a good one! Sanity is optional... (and so is clothes!) Wolfen's Sig Site
metahuman Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: 92064 Insane since: Aug 2003	posted 02-11-2004 09:33 29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. Wow, most of those are freakin' hilarious.
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 02-11-2004 09:49 104: Vodka, green food coloring, and a ?Cool Mint? Listerine® bottle is not a good combination. (hell, that's what I would have done...)
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 02-11-2004 09:54 And in response to the fact that he might be, in fact, a 'she' : 165: I do not get 'that time of month'. 178: I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'. [This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 02-11-2004).]
Rinswind 2th Maniac (V) Inmate From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence Insane since: Jul 2000	posted 02-11-2004 18:46 #195: Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command. __________________________________________ "Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized." Piet Mondriaan
Boudga Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Jacks raging bile duct.... Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 02-11-2004 18:51 good one Rinswind!
CRO8 Bipolar (III) Inmate From: New York City Insane since: Jul 2000	posted 02-12-2004 01:21 Good stuff! Funnny as hell.
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 02-12-2004 05:26 142. 'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT. It's too bad he really isn't a she, else I'd seek her out and marry her.
reitsma Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: the bigger bedroom Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 02-12-2004 06:37 served in government forces.... very mischevious..... has a special place for sock puppets.... taxon, i'm looking in your direction.... (one of my favourites - 33.Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. 34.(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody. ) reitsma

Topic awaiting preservation: 213 Things you can't do in the US Navy\$

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counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 02-11-2004 04:40

This guy...he found 'em out.

__________________
War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength.

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted 02-11-2004 05:28

*applause* That is soo fuckin hilarous!

asptamer
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Lair
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted 02-11-2004 05:32

very funny, and some are very witty.

only I think Specialist Schwartz is a SHE not a HE, as the website author writes... there are many clues that imply femininity of the soldier. Perhaps the most straight one is:

I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.

If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.

[edit] unless, of course that soldier is one of the most fked-up-in-the-head ones... which could be the case....
[edit2] ok.. fine.. he's a guy... a very strange guy... :
-I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'.

[This message has been edited by asptamer (edited 02-11-2004).]

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 02-11-2004 08:58

I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ?Block out the space mind control lasers'.

hahahahaha that is a good one!

Sanity is optional... (and so is clothes!)

Wolfen's Sig Site

metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted 02-11-2004 09:33

29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

Wow, most of those are freakin' hilarious.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 02-11-2004 09:49

104: Vodka, green food coloring, and a ?Cool Mint? Listerine® bottle is not a good combination.

(hell, that's what I would have done...)

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 02-11-2004 09:54

And in response to the fact that he might be, in fact, a 'she' :

165: I do not get 'that time of month'.

178: I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'.

[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 02-11-2004).]

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted 02-11-2004 18:46

#195: Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.

__________________________________________
"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 02-11-2004 18:51

good one Rinswind!

CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted 02-12-2004 01:21

Good stuff! Funnny as hell.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 02-12-2004 05:26

142. 'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT.

It's too bad he really isn't a she, else I'd seek her out and marry her.

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 02-12-2004 06:37

served in government forces....

very mischevious.....

has a special place for sock puppets....

taxon, i'm looking in your direction....

(one of my favourites - 33.Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34.(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. )

reitsma