I don't normally do this, but I remember hearing of one or two Euro-Inmates who are either not working right now or just pissed with their current work, so I thought ... we need someone at the Space Agency ... and many Inmates are a good fit for the job ...
So here it is. A job at the European Space Agency Techincal and Scientific Headquarters in Holland ... NERD HEAVEN ...
I can certainly recommend the working conditions there. Relatively stress free, friendly, international, fairly well-paid, the most intelligent and interesting bunch of "customers" you're likely to meet, and the sort of social/sporeting/hobby "afterlife" you only find attached to an expatriate environment ...
Interested ... e-mail me with a CV ... We are pretty urgently in need ... right now! ... Don't worry about the profiled qualifications. I don't have a degree, just experience (lots of it) ... If you do write to me about the job, tell me your nickname as well as your name ... I'm going to ber "pre-selective" about who I put forward to my bosses - they trust my judgement (I've already got one person a job here).
Oh .. BTW ... sorry but AFAIK, the candidate must be a European Citizen, a Swiss or a Canadian. I'll check on that on Monday.
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Start date: As soon as possible.
Management, maintenance and further development of a windows based laboratory computing environment and its interfaces to other depatrmental systems.
Details:
Set up a Windows based lab environment with a dedicated Windows server and a Windows domain and maintain this set-up.
Set up and maintain the individual project's Windows based environment.
Provide file sharing, print sharing, license and backup facilities on the Windows server and maintain these facilities.
Configure Windows clients in a common way, decoupling them as much as possible from unnecessary other services in the department so that the systems mainly support specific activities.
Configure/support and maintain H/W specific PC configurations.
Maintain close interactions with those individuals responsible for the network and printing services in order to guarantee full functionality.
Provide individual user support and advice
Aid departmental staff in the selection and procurement of new, laboratory related, computer hardware.
Some knowledge about Linux, Oracle and Livelink would be advantageous.
Profile:
The holder of the post should have a degree in computing or software and several years of experience in Windows system management. He/she should have a clear concept about server/client set-ups under Windows, in order to put a well defined and clearly structured environment in place. A good understanding of computer hardware, in particular, and being familiar with resolving resource conflicts with add-on H/W is required. The holder of the post should be highly motivated and is expected to work self dependant to reach the goals mentioned above. In addition, he/she is expected to work very closely together with his/her supervisors.
The candidate must be fluent in English.
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