Topic: the nude revue

in case your mom didn't tell you, there's a new zmz.net kickin and screamin over them thar hills.

i gave it a week since posting to start up an archive and fix some coding bugs. there are still some issues with netscape and mozilla not displaying the bottom pseudo-page in each section like ie does, but such is life. also there's a wicked bug in a version of mac.ie5 that slaughters the entire page, yet other copies of mac.ie5 handle it just fine so tough tit.

what's the word?

at first glance, which is all I have to give at the moment, my apologies:

thoroughly confusing and tragically hep.

for a milker site, B-

30.9 second review

Jason

edit: oh yeah, complete lack of nudity adds another 5 seconds and knocks you down to a C

[This message has been edited by JKMabry (edited 11-03-2002).]

I too am confused. What is it for?

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[This message has been edited by SPyX (edited 11-03-2002).]

is it supposed to not show the last line (=first line on next page) completely?

what's a web page for? fuck's sake...

sorry about the nudity bit jason, i guess you just couldn't find the secret link that leads to the animated gif of me running laps around my bedroom in the buff -- keep a'clickin!

and the last page shows however much your browser can handle. if you've got 16x12 you get the full bit, though there's nothing to it... right?

i'm actually going to keep this version of zmz for longer than a week seeing as how it's generating such rave reviews.

cute.

*scrolls up*
*scrolls down*
*scrolls up*

yep. cute.

by the way - the split second between when the page loads, and when the css kicks in is pretty darned ugly.

oh, and by cute, i mean impractical, yet amusing. and overall, aesthetically interesting.

is that nasty non-css bit gone now? i tried the trick from bluerobot that mobrul recommended... i'd check it myself but for some reason it never shows up on my computer, though i have seen it on others.

nope, i still get that nasty non css bit..

i like it

--Lurch--

If it were my child I would spank it and send it home without dinner.

interesting concept.

relatively uninteresting implementation.

visually unimpressive. functionally unimpressive.

very...bland. like soy cheese.


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I think it's got all kinds of potential, but not a drop of it has been realized in this version.