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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 16:01

It appears that one of the growing fields of plastic surgery is having your belly button altered:
www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,994963,00.html

I think my favourite quote is:

quote:
San Francisco plastic surgeon Dr James Romano says that he is getting as many as five to eight inquiries a week. "There are a lot of young women that have lived with an unattractive bellybutton," he says. "They are very sensitive about them."



I think some people need a slap and something to do with their time. I'd also consider confiscating their money and handing it out to those who could make better use of it.

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 16:26

I'm not pleased with mine at all, it's growing this mushy fleshy stuff all around it.

thanks!



Jason

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 18:02

Ah, yes Jason..that clears up some issues for me! I'm not getting older and fat, I just have an overproductive belly button!

Now I feel better =)

I wonder if they could make my navel look like a face? then I could get its nose pierced.....



Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 18:17

DL: Or get a really big outie and then stick a PA in it (and then tell everyone all about it)

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-10-2003 23:47

LMFAO emps.......(It has to be jealousy.......)

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-11-2003 04:35

pink: What navel envy?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-11-2003 06:41

ahhh, emp...you still manage to tickle her pink...er...yeah......

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 07-11-2003 07:05

I sure wish I had a belly button...

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-11-2003 08:04

oh im sorry emps did i say navel envy, i meant PA envy (silly me....*rolls eyes and slaps her head*)

Dl-44: You didn't know that Emps always tickles my pink.... Apparently he can make it wales in less then an hour - still trying to get him to prove it

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-11-2003 15:22

PA envy? I can imagine there are plenty of things to be jealous about but putting a hole through my Old Man...? Nope.

If I did attempt to improve the Imperial Experience I'd be legally responsible for the fatalities that would ensue (hell I'm having to restrain myself as it is).

Some people are born to greatness, some people have to stick a metal ring through their cock to get even close

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-12-2003 09:48

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-12-2003 10:57

LMAO InI.........*says absoluetly nothing*

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-12-2003 10:59

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-12-2003 17:33

Some people are born to greatness, some people have to stick a metal ring through their cock to get even close

Hee Hee Hee! That's the funniest quote I've seen all week.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-13-2003 16:18

Yeah, I think I'll just stick with being less-than-great...

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-14-2003 22:48

You know i like less than great, coz greatness can piss you off after a while.......

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 07-15-2003 22:40
quote:
I'd also consider confiscating their money and handing it out to those who could make better use of it.

I'll drink to that Emps .. I've got a navel hernia the size of a duckegg and if I had that kind of money I could afford to get it done right now ...

and before anyone suggests it ... no ... I'm not gonna shove a ring through it and photograph it ...

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-16-2003 00:47

I wonder what's coming next, sphincter reshaping?


~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-16-2003 05:22

Morph, there is a website somewhere deditacted to body modifications....In my bookmarks, somewhere. I think it has a section on that. Let me search. Through. My. (612) Unorganized. Bookmarks.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-16-2003 09:09

I definitely don't want to know why you bookmarked that one...

(Don't bother trying to explain--it will only pale in comparison to the stuff my twisted imagination can come up with...)

[This message has been edited by Suho1004 (edited 07-16-2003).]

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-16-2003 09:36

I bookmark anything that even remotely interests me. I came across the site looking for pictures of cool tattoos, so I bookmarked it. Anyways, heres the site. (It's bookmark #487, BTW) I think that someday I'm going to pay for my utter lazyness. ANYWAYS...I expect to see some of those people in the Darwin Awards sometime soon.

Umm...Slight warning: There is some nudity, but not on the index page, at least. Well, just be sure not to click the link at school, it can get fairly disturbing.

ANYWAYS, there should be something here.

[This message has been edited by counterfeitbacon (edited 07-16-2003).]

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