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Xpirex
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Still looking..
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 09-18-2004 00:01

Something really bizarre happened to me the other week. This story is completely true..

Some of you may recall me talking about my wayward brother in here.. well while he was "away" I was left the responsibility of looking after his girlfriends engagement ring that he had bought her. I had the ring in a small box at my flat but my brother wanted me to take it to my mothers house.
The night that I was going to my mum's I went to a party.. and got so plastered that I fell asleep there. When I woke up i the morning I found that someone had gone through my pockets and taken the ring.. Oh my what was I going to tell my brother!

Well, after some detective work I managed to find out who had stolen it.. it was a girl that was at the party as she showed someone the ring a few days later. Well, she was not a good sort and turns out that she had stolen someone's' car and while being chased by police at high speed she crashed the car and flipped it several times.. She ended up in hospital with her left arm amputated at the shoulder and half paralysed..

A few days later my brothers girlfriend was screaming at me for having allowed her ring to get lost.. she spouted a few unpleasantries and went home. While at her house cleaning a window only 2 hours later she slipped on a chair and fell thrusting her left hand right through the windowpane gashing it at the wrist right to the bone. ... she was rushed to the hospital for emergency micro surgery and the like etc etc.

I went to see her and was hit by the realisation that the girl that stole the ring lost her whole left arm ... and the girl that wore the ring almost lost the entire hand that she put it on.. even more uncanny was the fact that the both were in the same hospital one ward apart....

That's kinda freaky.

QUOTATION: "The trouble with a rat race is that even when you win, you're still a rat.''

(Edited by Xpirex on 09-18-2004 00:03)

asptamer
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Lair
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 09-18-2004 00:53

thats fucked up. ask your brother where he got the ring

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 09-18-2004 02:21

Must've been the feds...

White Hawk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of nowhere...
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 02:53

*double post - sorry*

(Edited by White Hawk on 09-18-2004 02:53)

White Hawk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of nowhere...
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 02:53

You must embark immediately upon a treacherous journey to Mount Doom, and once there, throw the ring into the volcano. It is the only way it might be destroyed.

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 05:11

INTO THE FIRES OF MORDOR

Actually, you need to get your ring finger bitten off then run over the edge with a scrawny Tarzan wannabe. Then it has to look like the movie's going to end 21 times before doing so.

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Black Hat
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Sin City (Can you guess where?)
Insane since: Sep 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 06:44

You must find that ring and it must be destroyed... Thats all I gotta say... From now on, we shall all be known as The Fellowship of the Ring.. We will offer you guideance through here on this dangerous journey!

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tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 11:34

You have my keyboard!

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Black Hat
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Sin City (Can you guess where?)
Insane since: Sep 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 12:57

And my mouse!

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White Hawk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of nowhere...
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 14:26

So, the Fellowship of The Ring has been chosen. I too shall join you on this journey.

Onwards, to Mordor!

==I don't believe it! Somebody stole my sig!!==

Xpirex
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Still looking..
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 09-18-2004 22:09

Well, the ring is missing now.. and it turns out he bought it in some antique jewelry trinket store.. his girlfriend by the way severed three finger tendons completely in her writing hand...

QUOTATION: "The trouble with a rat race is that even when you win, you're still a rat.''

Black Hat
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Sin City (Can you guess where?)
Insane since: Sep 2004

posted posted 09-18-2004 23:08

Maybe its for the best that the ring is gone, seriously... I feel bad for his g/f... That sucks man

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tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-19-2004 00:15

Thanks Black Hat and WH, that was great.

Now, I'd find it very very interesting if you found out that how she fell the ring would have saved her arm... However unlikely that would be.

I don't believe in luck (well, I believe that people are lucky--meaning that they have a tendancy for good things to happen for them, but nothing mystical) fate curses or anything of that sort. So I'd have to say it kinda sucks that the ring is lost. But as long as you can convince her it was cursed, you should be able to get back on her (and thereby his) good side.

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White Hawk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of nowhere...
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 09-19-2004 03:03

You have asserted that this story is true, perhaps I should show more consideration in respect of your friend's girlfriend. I do hope that she recovers fully.

==I don't believe it! Somebody stole my sig!!==

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 09-19-2004 04:50

It really makes me wonder why the ring was in an antique store in the first place.... I hope the girlfriend recovers though...

josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted posted 09-19-2004 11:20

did it come with a monkey's paw and a free ouija board?

Xpirex
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Still looking..
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 09-20-2004 15:07

Well as evil as I think she is and contributes heavily to the chaos in his life.. I would not wish that on anyone..

..a monkey's paw to replace the hand?.. er.. I don't think so.

QUOTATION: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes..''



(Edited by Xpirex on 09-20-2004 15:11)

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 09-20-2004 15:15

Was a police report filed on the missing ring? With that, your bro could probably get a replacement from the jewelry store...

That's an odd turn of events though - how bizarre!

Hope they both come out of it reasonably well - and that the little pickpocket learns her lesson!

Xpirex
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Still looking..
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 09-20-2004 17:01

No he didn't report the stolen ring. It got sold for drugs we think.. (I bet the dealer has a disaster soon..)

QUOTATION: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 09-20-2004 18:31
quote:
(I bet the dealer has a disaster soon..)


One can only hope...



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Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 09-20-2004 23:54

hey, didn't a dealer in the 'sylum go to jail a while back?

Too bad all the people who know how to run the world are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
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tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-21-2004 01:09
quote:
I bet the dealer has a disaster soon..


Yes, a disaster involving you, her face, and a baseball bat with barbed wire around it.

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Black Hat
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Sin City (Can you guess where?)
Insane since: Sep 2004

posted posted 09-21-2004 01:30

-Sits in a corner, holding his Uzi's...-

"Keep... Away.. From... Me!"

-shoots a rat thinking its one of the Inmates-

"I see dead people...."

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