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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-21-2005 07:22

Apologies to the chauvisticly sensitive, but..

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe`s annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn`t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn`t perform sexually, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

kimson
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Carpenter Arms
Insane since: Jan 2005

posted posted 07-21-2005 11:54

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-21-2005 12:13

Rofl!

LaSun
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: deep inside my head
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-21-2005 13:28

too sadly true.

Danaan
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Here, there and everywhere
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 07-21-2005 16:18

...which is why it's funny.

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-21-2005 17:45

Oh that was great =)

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