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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 06-29-2003 03:53

So Jolyn (my girlfriend) got a little trashed last night. We were out drinking and she did one too many shots.

First of all, on the way home so had her head out the taxi-cab's window the entire time puking down the side of it. We got home and I got a bucket of water and helped the guy wash his cab. I go back to my room and Jolyn is laying butt naked on my bed and her hair is soaking wet. Apparently she decided to take a shower while I was out helping the driver de-puke his car. I was laughing my ass off at this point.

She got up to puke again in my bathroom and asked me to get her a hair brush. On my way back into my room I hear:

CRASH! WHOOOOOOOOSH

Jolyn was so drunk that somehow she managed to trip and fall onto the toilet completely destroying the back of it in the process. When I got into my room she looks at me and says "there's water all over your bathroom floor and I don't know why." She didn't even realize what she'd done.

I was pretty drunk myself so I just threw some towels on the floor and went to bed. I had to leave for Minnesota this morning so I guess I'll just fix the toilet when I get home next week. LOL

The aftermath:



:::11oh1:::

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 04:29

OUCH! I hope she didnt hurt herself, that must have been quite a tumble...

o O (Krets got a g/f?) :P

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 06-29-2003 04:31

yeeeshh.... She is definately going to feel that pain in the morning.... OUCH!

BTW... Krets, where are you going to be in minnesota? I live just south of Minneapolis / St. Paul.

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 06-29-2003 04:37

I'm in Cokato. About 40 miles west on US 12 from you I believe. There's not much out here! LOL

VP: The amazing thing is that she came out without so much as a scrape. I don't know who she managed to do that much damage without even a little bruise.

:::11oh1:::

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 05:08

WOW ! I can't believe she didn't get cut or bruised up ! I can't just see you outside drunk, laughing and washing a cab. THAT'S the pic I wanna see

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 07:03

I pulled a towel rack out of the wall once, but this takes the cake.

The physics necessary to do such a thing just blow my mind.

Drinking: A way to erase and make memories all in one night.


vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 08:28

sounds sinister Krets!!! maybe its all a scam? eeeek

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 11:02

Sounds like a friend of mine...he went out and got himself pretty damn drunk one night long ago. Came home, feeling a trifle sick, so he deicded to go to the toilet and throw up...which he did.

While he was doing this, the 'ring' part of the toilet seat fell down over the back of his head. Trouble is though, he was so drunk he didn't actually realise it had happened. So he spend the next 2 hours trying to figure out why he couldn't life his head up. Eventually he pulled back really hard and managed to rip the entire toilet seat off.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-29-2003 13:59

Holy cripes! Remind me to never piss off your girlfriend, especially when she's had a few too many.

Also, although it seems contrary to common sense, drunk people seem to avoid injury very well. I think it has something to do with your body being very loose--apparently you're more likely to injure yourself if you tense up before a fall, etc., as opposed to just collapsing in a drunken heap.

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 06-29-2003 16:12

Good grief! What were you drinking, cement? LOL
I bet Jolyn was feeling a little "flushed" in the morning.

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-29-2003 19:49

cement mixer maybe? (Baileys and a shot of lime) not for the squeamish!

2 glasses, one of baileys, one of lime.

Take baileys and hold in mouth
Add shot of lime to mouth and shake head vigorously
Run to the loo asap

cement mixer

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-30-2003 07:50

Jezzus... talk about yer hard liquor!

hey, Shi!! gimme a call next time you're on ICQ!!



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Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 06-30-2003 21:30

Kinda off topic: Baileys is great stuff, especially first thing in the morning in a cup of coffee.

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-30-2003 21:44

Bailey's is great over 2 ice cubes, by itself in a glass... mmm... nummy...

Cripes - now you gotta get a new commode... You live by yourself, yes?

man o man...

TaoBB - "a little flushed"! ROFLMFAO!

Thank you - this thread is just what I needed on this crappy Monday...


Cell 617

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-01-2003 06:54

Krets and Jo, seen shortly before *the Incident*





[This message has been edited by docilebob (edited 07-01-2003).]

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 07-01-2003 07:45

how come you have pictures of them?

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 07-01-2003 13:44

Because he's a damned dirty stalker!

Or it could be because I posted that photo in my online gallery a while back.... I think I like the stalker explanation better though.

She had a few bruises start popping up on Sunday, one pretty big one on her forearm. Other than that, nada. She's one lucky duck.


:::11oh1:::

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-02-2003 03:46

So, alright already, I`ll stop stalking you.

The commute is gettin to ba a bitch, anyway.

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