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axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 16:31

Anyone got any piercings ? The reason i ask is i have just had a PA ( Prince Albert ) done, and wandered if anyone else has had the pleasure ?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 16:38

axleclarkeuk: None (due to laziness rather than anything else). But i would like to turn the questioning back at you:

quote:
The reason i ask is i have just had a PA ( Prince Albert ) done



Why? I can't think of any piercing I'd rather not have done.........

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Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 16:43

yeah... what, exactly, was your motivation?


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axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 16:45

Well, it was kinda something that i had contemplated in the past without ever really putting much thought into it, but after some research found that it enhances your sex life both for the female and male. I figured that it would be interesting to see for myself whether or not this is true.

The fact is, the thought of it being done is more painful than actually going through with it, uncomfortable yes, excruciating, no.

Apparently the nipple piercing is more traumatic.

For anyone slightly interested or slightly curious, this is what i had done !!

****WARNING THIS LINK CONTAINS SCENES OF AN EXPLICIT PIERCING AND MALE GENITALIA******

The PA

***************





[This message has been edited by axleclarkeuk (edited 07-09-2003).]

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 17:45

I've got two in my ear.

And I just have to say I actually dated a girl who's ex had a PA, she hated it and made him remove it every time they had sex.



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 07-09-2003 17:48

The proper name for which is a palang and (amongst other places) it originates from the Penan tribes in central Borneo, except they do it by cooling the parts in a waterfall for 30 mins or so, and then banging a piece of cut bamboo through it ... which they replace by a bone, or a smoother piece of bamboo after it heals.

Their life is so hard, and rigorous, that thirty year old men can look and seem quite old, and no self-respecting penan woman can get satisfatcion from a tired, old man ... hence they emulate the white rhino, which has a natural palang (i.e. a T shaped penis).

Personally, I've never had a problem enhancing anyones sex life, mine included. I have enough odd-shaped and varyingly textured appendages already attached without needing to insert an artificial one.

Enjoy anyway ...

P.S. ..... I forgot .. yes ... I had my left ear peirced back in 1967 ... However, I stopped wearing a fitting in it once I became an ocean sailor, and vowed never to put a ring in there again until I'd rounded the Horn under sail ... does that count ??


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[This message has been edited by trib (edited 07-09-2003).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 17:49

If it was just for enhancing sexual pleasure then I'd suggest pushing smallish ball bearings down your one eyed trouser snake's eye (I have no idea if this will work but give it a go and let us know what happens ).

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 17:56

The worst thing about anyone I've ever known with their cock pierced is that they always want to show people.

People who under normal circumstances would find it very inappropriate to expose themselves suddenly have no qualms walking into a room, slapping it out on the table and saying "look what I did!".

As if I need to see the physical evidence of their low sense of sexual adequacy



JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 18:10

dude, you put a(nother) hole in yer fella? That was dumb.

Jason

axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 18:36

DL, Damn you make me smile !!

Whilst i could answer YES to your theory, i think i may give it a miss. Even with a ring through it, i think i will leave it firmly placed in my pants.

The guy i the piercing parlour, had 3 of them, al of which he did himself, now thats crazy, its bad enough having someone else do it, but to do it solo !!!!

lovedove
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Orlando, FL, USA
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 07-09-2003 20:40

Okay, since no other females seem to have responded to this, I think I'm going to take a stab at it.

Blah! I would not want a little piece of metal inside me, specially while I'm being intimate with someone. I'd spend the entire time worrying about how painful it would be if it came undone and stabbed me someplace, or worse, how embarassing it would be if it got stuck and I had to go to a hospital.

As for piercings, I have two holes in each ear ) I don't see myself any more any time soon. I think girls with 3 or more ear piercings look skanky, and I'd never pierce anything on my face... or probably anywhere else for that matter. Bellybutton piercings are cute when done properly, but I've seen far too many of those that also look trashy.



[This message has been edited by lovedove (edited 07-09-2003).]

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-09-2003 21:27

Where's milker and Pete?

One ear piercing. I find nipple piercings and piercing of the genitalia to be unattractive, but I like belly rings, ear piercings and eyebrow rings to be sexy. Tongue rings too, although belly rings and tongue rings seem to be becoming more and more popular.

axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 21:58

Lovedove, come her and sit on my lap, i'll tell ya a story...only kidding, the one i have cant stab you hun, its a hoop, BTW i also have an eyebrow piercing.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-09-2003 23:23

....15 and my mother won't allow any piercing of anykind.... Not even my ears until I'm 16. But I've been thinking a lot and I have a lot of friends that are over 18.. I'm just gonna sneak out one night and get my Labret pierced and 3 piercings in both my ears like Trent Lane from Daria. It's not like she can make me take them out... Especially when I'm sleeping and stuff.

I haven't really wanted anything else pierced... I was thinking maybe my tounge but.... I've never really had too much of a desire to get that pierced. Maybe a tatoo..! But I wouldn't ever want ink permanantly inserted into my skin unless it had some kind of meaning or purpose...


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CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 23:27

dude. That video axle showed was friggin nuts. My Johnson is staying piercing - free!

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-09-2003 23:34

No piercings, no tattoos. No piercings because I think they are overrated, and hey, what's the deal with looking different if everyone and their moms are doing it?
No tattoos since I wouldn't know which design I'd pick. I've got a lot of tryouts, but I think I'd get bored with one pretty soon.

And you got yourself an Albert? Big screaming deal. *shrug* As long as you and your partner are happy with it.. Then again, what you do with your genitals is your own business. I just get the urge to yell 'compensating'. No, I don't know why, either.

[/holier than thou]

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 00:39

My girl says:

"People who pierce in their....no matter if they're women or men ....is because they don't have enough good sex with their natural equipment...there are too many options to enhance sexual life without irreversible actions...

Anyway I think when he becomes old it's just gonna look like a suicide little fella with a stab on it....completely nasty...

But if you find with who...Enjoy ! Good luck"


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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 00:55

Well, as one of the other ladies on this board... I would like to give my honest opinion... For me, a P.A. is a complete turn off. I do not want any pieces of metal stuck up anywere where it might come off and not come out. Plus it is just plain scary, and totally unnatural in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I have my ears pierced, ( one hole in each lobe ) but I would not do anywhere else thank you.


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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 01:56

I have three holes in my ear, one for each of my first three years at university (by the fourth year I had decided three was enough). I stopped wearing the earrings shortly after I got to Korea because they freaked people out (especially at church). On a very rare occasion I will put one back in (I think it's the only one that's still fully open) to freak people out--although it's not as effective as it used to be seeing that more Korean young men (but still not a whole lot) wear earrings.

Believe it or not, I also sometimes get requests from people to put an earring in--some people still think it is rather novel. So I do it just to humor them.

I do not think I would in any way ever be tempted to pierce my johnson (and my wife would most likely kill me if I did).

Oh, axle, btw: posting at the Asylum about how you pierced your johnson is the online equivalent of slapping it down in the table...

Angel's Demon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 07-10-2003 03:28

well i believe, as suho said, you might as well have shown it to everyone, if you are posting a messege about it.

Usually i would say to each, his own, but i would definately not let any guy be with me or in me for that matter).

It seems to me that you would have to be compensating for something, because if you were satisfied with your sex life in the first place, you wouldn't feel the need to get one.

but, regardless, i hope it works ou for you... and that you dont get any infections.


DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 05:27

Of course there's always that peeing-sitting-down from now on thing....

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 05:28

My name's axle,
Look at me,
I sit down when I pee!


mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 07:42

^^^^^^ *hides*

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 07:47

I have two in my ear...normal peircing that is...
If you're talking about peircings in other part of my body, well the answer would be no I don't have any.

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-10-2003 08:06

LOL...... typical repies for ozone..... for a start the ring is so thick there is no way its going to come out. Second..... it actually does not look horrendous (i did think that it would) and as for his sex life it was already fantastic, but i really didn't think it was that terrible to enhance it even more (we obviously have really repressed people here LMAO)

Oh BTW, i guess this was all my fault ......again. I had my belly button done and it got him thinking!

Have nice day

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 08:54

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Trigger
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 11:00

Yer wherent you two like cats and dogs like only a month ago did you brake up and make up?

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 13:30

Errrr........repressed? Because someone doesn't like the idea of a metal ring through their cock they're repressed?

You've got an awfully skewed idea of the term...

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 15:23

Down with repression .. punch a hole in your dick ...

Just where IS the correlation between being repressed and not wanting to indulge in a pointless bout of self-mutilation ??

A "look what I can do to myself" poser and a self-appointed arbiter of sexual liberty ... you make a nice couple ... Yawn!

For the record, I'd doubt very much whether any randomly chosen 3 or 4 people on this board would agree as to what constituted poor, good or fantastic sex anyway, so the entire discussion, being subjective, is pointless except as some sort of a pose. Apart from that, we only have your word for it that you OR axle have "fantastic sex", and given the quality of your judgement in previous encounters, I might be forgiven if I doubt your ability to discern. To develop the logic further, we only have "your" word for it that you and axle aren't just the same sad little person trying to pretend its got any sort of life at all.

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 07-10-2003).]

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-10-2003 15:42

No not because someone doesn't like the idea DL-44, but the explanation that comes after usually says *repressed* all over it.

I mean,

quote:
It seems to me that you would have to be compensating for something, because if you were satisfied with your sex life in the first place, you wouldn't feel the need to get one



Hitting a bit below the belt don't you think? Didn't think you were qualified enough Angel's Demon on Axles sex life to make a comment like that, IMHO.

I believe the thread started as; Anyone got any piercings and has anyone had a P.A. done? (roughly translated)
NOT; I had a P.A. done now psychoANALyze why i got it done.

It was a subject that both Axle and i had discussed and researched thoughly and i left the final decision up to him.

And yes Trigger - we did eventually make up

axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 16:14

Trib,

1.

quote:
pointless bout of self-mutilation

, it is not pointless, greater sex is the point, but this thread isnt about my sex life, but certain individuals seem to think it is.

2. Are you suggesting that both myself and Pink are the same person ? because if so, thats ridiculous.

As far as being a poser is concerned, yes your right, i am posing, but i was also asking if anyone else had similiar done, out of interest. Why ?For the same reason that people who get new computers post the spec and pics to show everyone. People use it to pose, you see, the only difference is, i have done something that people dont agree with and they feel they have to resort to personal insults, or witisisms. It doesnt bother me personally, beleive it or not i do have a sense of humor, but certain individuals seems to use it a springboard to launch personal attacks.

I understand that a few of you people may not agree with what i have done, but i wasnt asking for an opinion, but i cant stop them. Just watch out for Pink ( lol ) <<--- look, laughing !!

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 16:24

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 16:49

Ow ow ow ow ow... ow. I'll keep my piercings above the waist for the time being. Only three at the moment.. two left ear, one right ear. Looking at getting more sometime.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-10-2003 17:32



[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 07-10-2003).]

axleclarkeuk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Swansea, Wales, UK
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 18:27

Ini, peeing can be a problem, i have been advised not to use urinals, the sprinkler effect is not too welcome.
This may help answer your question



[This message has been edited by axleclarkeuk (edited 07-10-2003).]

Trigger
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-10-2003 18:54

So what you just hold it in? ....

Im glad you dont have the same alchol matabolism as me... you'd never be able to go to pubs

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 18:55

You know I could tolerate everything you just said up until that last post... I really didn't need to read that.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-10-2003 19:28

Learn to play the flute or tin whistle.

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pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 07-10-2003 20:24

Yeah i know InI, i read your postings and my heart went out to you. I to understand the concept of wanting something for along time. A whole bunch of us went down to get our belly buttons done, i worked myself up so much and it was all for nothing. I was amazed how it didnt hurt and the high your on afterwards for finally doing something that you have been afraid to do for years. The guy who did axles pierceing was telling us that the ear is one of the most painful parts to pierce (Certain parts that have hard to remember latin names) Go figure!

The last thing i'm trying to get the courage for is a tattoo. Which kinda seems silly as i've given birth 3 times , one of which was a natural birth. I've found a place that does temporary ones so i shall think about it some more.....



InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-11-2003 12:28

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

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