Hmm...
how about we do this systematically......... shall we?
Quite frankly, your splash page sucks.
If you're going to have that little web statistic link graphic...... hide it way at the bottom of the page, so that it may only be seen if the user scrolls down to see it..... or something.
Secondly, I'm already not liking the colour scheme....
I mean, c'mon... multiple shades of pink on top of grey?.. *cringes*
So right off the bat, you've rubbed me wrong as a potential repeat visitor to your site. hoo-rah.
How about this "content" on the splash page?...... that little part of the graphic says something about this model being adjustable..... *click click*.... i can't adjust it.... You must mean something else.
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Fucking Intro Screen
You have my attention.... but I'm wondering already WHY you are calling it a fucking intro screen, when YOU'RE the one that's making the visitors have to sit through it.
The only thing I can think of, is that inside your site, there's some heavy FLASH goin' on, and when this page loaded, it was checking to see if I had the Flash Plug-in installed and it was going to prompt a download, or link there - to.
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Goddamn, motherfucking, sonofabitch
intro screen! If there's something I hate it's intro screen. Ok, what do I need to say this time? No, there is no need for you to have a flash playa (not that you don't have it already) but you do need a screen resolution of 1024x768 px. There is a lot of graphic on my web page, and I mean a lot, so please be patient while it all loads. It's no bull like you have to wait hours for a pretty shitty picture. It actually takes a lot less time, for all you dickheads who really thought it would take hours, and there is no pretty shitty pictures here, understood.
Okay, now I've decided that the creator of this page is somewhere around the age of 14.... they find it overly humerous to use swear words, they don't particularly care what the visitor thinks of their site........
I've also now been notified that there is no Flash on the up-coming pages, and there was no real purpose for me to witness this pathetic display of English, save for the fact that I've been fore-warned that this site was not made to standards of the web..... if my browser were not maximized on my screen, the page will be cut, AND there are a lot of graphics in the following pages..... and I've been told to be patient in the most long-winded manner known to man.
And that's cute how you've already labeled some of your visitors as "dickheads". Ya... real cute. Forgive me if I don't leap out of my skin with enthusiasm about your site, prior to entering it.
There's a solution to all that crap that I've already typed.
Dump the splash page altogether.
If you still REALLY feel the need to keep it........
Don't swear on it, like you invented the words............. and just say.... "this site is graphically intensive and best viewed at 1024x768"
And POOF!... look at that..... all the useless babble is cut out... and we can get to the part of this corner of the web, that you slowed us down from getting to. yay.
Any excitement has quickly gone into hiding because, as I originally feared, you used that wretched colour scheme within the site itself.
This site looks like it's got a whole lotta madness going on.
The navigation is kinda wierd......
The pink portions of some of those words just continues to get worse.
I'm at a loss for things to say, for the most part, this is completely un-appealing.
The stuff on the right side of the page doesn't work. (the vote thing).... as you already know.
Then there's a link to SWATCH and then another potential link under it..... but the graphic is broken.
Why are you linking to swatch?... and why don't you just put it in the links section?
*reading content*
Those orange Q's are rediculous. They don't get my attention.... they just anger me because my eyes have been scorched with hideousness.
There are also enough grammar errors in that intro bit, to make me think that you just don't care about the content that you present on your website.
And I still don't really know what Suzie-Q is.... despite the fact that this site has been built up as the OFFICIAL SUZIE-Q WEBSITE... and i've already read the intro.
Moving along...
More grammar mistakes.....
But OH... perhaps here lies the reasoning behind the mistakes.... You're not from an English speaking country. Hey... fair enough.... I applaud your efforts to the English language.... but you really should find someone who's fluent in English, to proof-read everything that you have up there.
*cues the drum-roll*
dad dad da dadad dad a d ad a d ad a d dadadadd.....
And i've finally found out what SUZIE-Q is, on the 5th section of the site.
All in all.... I think some re-working is in order.
Colour scheme would be a place I think you'd want to start.
Secondly..... clean up some of the madness, by doing away with some of the erroneus graphics on the site.
Get someone to do some proof-reading.
Examine the order of information you are presenting to your audience. Why did they come to your site?... What information do they want to get?.... What's going to make them stay?
But hand-in-hand with those is.......... Why did YOU want them to come to your site...... What information do YOU want to give them..... and What do YOU want to tell them, that will make them stay.
That's all for now.
Good luck with things.
posted 09-27-2002 09:40
