Topic: Lonely little Forum (Page 2 of 2)

*looks at sticker*

*writes on a piece of paper 'Proper Indentification'* That'll have to do.

*opens door*

Ahh... *sits down with a cold drink*

Enjoy the show.

Having snuk back in after an illicit sojourn down at the lake, proceeds to break up ~vp's~ mop handle to make a fire. Wraps tickled trout in foil and thrusts into the burning embers, settles down and dreams of the taste of fresh trout, looks longingly at mahjga's cold drink.......mmmmmm

*searches frantically for misplaced mop* now where did I leave that darn thing?. .grrrrrrrrrr... I bet one fo the other inmates has hidden it.. now how can I get the chores done around here??.. specially with this huge puddle of errrrrr. eeek "SLIME" oh my..

*runs off screaming* here mop.. good mop.. come to poppa... ~Vp~

*opens door and enters softly* what an odd place... those people look...

*steps into.. * what is that? aghhh! it's slimey

*shakes it from my shoes* .. hmm, maybe down this hall...

*wonders off* i'm sure the note said Con news was in here...

*watches a man run by screaming "here mop mop, come to poppa"* omigd, is that what happens to people who follow their dreams? am i? no. no.. it's only a test... i just need to find my way...

*wonders off down another hall* hmm someone's cooking something this way...

[This message has been edited by velvetrose (edited 04-10-2001).]

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*reaches arm through the bars of his cell and has palm outstretched revealing two black pills*

*whispers* "here ya go.... come a tumblin' down the rabbit hole with us"

*pondering* ohh, who is that? rabbit hole? .. that sounds so familiar

*takes them and nibbles on one* tastes okay...

*smiling* thank-you, the last time i took pills like this they were purple...

*wonders off wearing a silly grin*

3p wonders where the best forum is to introduce himself, and after wandering through the forums like a cat circles its master's bed, finding the best place to feel most comfortable, he discovers this 'lonely little forum'.
finally satisfied, 3p takes his seat, or at least what he thinks is a seat, says a little "hello", and is soothed by the acoustics of his new home.

ummm wanna get off ToeMuncher, he's not a seat

welcome to Doc's place.... happy hour starts now.... white jacket required


Enjoy the acoustics..... they last 24/7 except on Christmas...... enjoy ........ create

learn .....don't step on ToeMuncher..... never turn down a Black Pill .... it's what dreams are made of


~lays 2 black pills on the table~


~vanishes~

~wandering down hallway~

!!! Hey look! I finaly found the bathroom here!!!

~open's door~

Arr, I see it's engaged at the moment...

Some many people, such a small bathroom...

~Glances down at the floor~

Your all really freakin sick you know!

~Slam's door shut~

3p (now contemplating a far warmer nickname, 'threep'), looks at the two black pills, and ponders.
"this seems like a multiple choice exam" he proposes.
"A: do not take any pills. B, take black pill number one. C, take black pill number two. D, both 'A' and 'B'."
he pauses for a split second, and continues;
"are all the questions here so damned easy?"

person

*sees threep pondering about the pills*
hm...
*snatches both of threeps pills and swallows them immediately*
Vwahaahaahaaaaaaa!
*runs away in maniacal laughter*

employing his best whingy tone, threep cries:
"Shiiiiiiii-zzzaaaaaaam! mahjqa stole my piiiiiiilllls! it's not faiiiir!", and stands up to free toemuncher for any potential 'pill thief retrieval' exercises shiiizzzam may wish for him to execute.

Wow, this is one of the most popular threads at the asylum, nevermind if it took 3 months to get here.

-jiblet

Shush now....

yeah! keep the noise down willya....some of us are trying to sleep......

"squeeeeeeeeeek" darn this door needs oil, mighty uneven floor this <stumble> "thump" ouch, wait, what's this? oh oh... someone's on the floor, better sneak out of here before I wake them up... "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEK", "WHAM", "CLICK" heh, heh, heh...

~ sticks head out of door~

"pssst psst Shiiii's back... we better clean up this place fast!!! "

You're right. Slime, will you get off the floor please? Otherwise VP will have to mop you up....

*hands two pills to 3rdperson* don't ask...

: : Mahjqa : :

*attempts to brush some bugs off the new window*
i should be thankful someone else installed this for me, but .. it doesn't fit right.. wonder why its engraved with a 98? not a good year for windows imo. guesss i'll ask about it in the ozone wing .. but tomorrow, right now i need some sleep...


~velvetrose

*breaks out the mop and goes to town* woooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooo.. serious cleaning !!!! at lasty , I have fund me true weaning on lif.. yip yip yuippppppeeeeeee

*mops like a banshee* (makes for great pextorals btw)

Hi ho Hi Ho.. it off to mop I go... caresses mop... mmmmmm.....

*ends up back where he started walking*
Now how in the f-... o_O; Maybe I've gone insane....
...
well at least i'm in the right place..
lack of sleep for 37 hours.. hmm.. maybe i'll catch some Z's in that room over there..
*enters the room next door to where vp is mopping and falls asleep in about 5 seconds*


» THOAN.net (..soon to come..I hope)

~opens the door...peeks in~ OMG ! VP has been on a cleaning spree while I was gone!

HoooooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLEeeeeeee <ooooooooooooLLLLEeeeeeeeee


eeeeeeeeeeeekkkk what is that slimey spot ?!?!?


sprinkles Black Pills up and down the halls....around cell doors....smaks ToeMucher on the nose...those aren't for you ! I think we should talk to Doc about sending you to the Betty Ford Clinic for a month !

~Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!~

Pokes head round door......hmmmmm still seems in order.......
kinda surprised that Doc Cyber's not been plugged into something here....still there ya go....
Bangs door loudly on way out to wake up all 'n sundry and hikes off back to the Gurus for some sanity.....

ummmmm, anyone know the way to the kitchens? I'm kinda lost ya see ... I had trouble sleeping and so was looking for a snack ... thought the kitchen was over in this wing ... guess not ... well, um, guess I'll just leave now.
<grabs a few black pills, stuffs into pants for later>

BeeKay
Murphy's 50 Laws of Combat Operations
14. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
31. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.