Topic awaiting preservation: Make another inmate a sig

During the May 2003 sig contest (which Micahel wisely decided should be to make an inmate a sig):

:FAQ: May 2003 (Inmates)

a number of people suggested it might be a good idea to throw this open as a rolling thing. So if anyone is inspired to make another inmate a sig post in here.

Just a few tips:

1. Lets not get too nasty and personal (it might also be wise if things might be a bit close to the knuckle if you spoke to them first - sometimes an idea for a joke can go awry).

2. Have fun.

3. By posting in this thread you give inmates permission to use the sig unles you specify (publically or privately) otherwise.

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

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Lets get too nasty and personal

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You're not serious are you?

InSiDeR: LOL - oops. Damn db's fat fingers!!

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Yea, if you were to leave it like that I'd be the target of everyone's creativity...

Hmmmmmmmmm I might just change it back if that is the case

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OK carry on now nothing to see here..........

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

So why did you bother to put "Emp edit:" in your post if you're only editing your post? I think that if it says Emperor up there where the name is supposed to be and then it says you edited your post we could all clearly assume that it was indeed you that edited your post

I'm really borred, I might have to make a sig for you Emps.

what a novel idea! And a very good one too!

Ok can we stop being so redundant? .

Enough talk - make sig now!!

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Good idea to keep this going...





[This message has been edited by Lacuna (edited 07-28-2003).]

Trib made this sig for me.

Romans, Citizens, Countrymen...lend me your ears.... Hail to the Emperor...



[This message has been edited by Xpirex (edited 07-28-2003).]

Xpirex: Excellent stuff

Is that from scratch or based on an actual coin? If so which Emperor?

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FAQs: Emperor

Glad I pleased you Emps, it comes from a the coin collection of Hadrianus Augustus Date: c. 117-138 CE (I hope he won't mind) I just altered and added the new inscription.



[This message has been edited by Xpirex (edited 07-28-2003).]

Xpirex: Thanks for the info - I think his copyright has expired by now

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

I am impressed....

Xpirex: Now that is just disturbing - quick rule of thumb following JKmabry's lead can lead you to deep, dark, nasty places

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FAQs: Emperor

I dont get Emps last comment...did i miss anything concerning xpierx? :?:

EDIT: 69th post, eh? thats ho-tastic.
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Cordure is the Absence of Insanity

Alevice's Media Library

A "Runic" DG

Alevice: Sorry JKmabry is playing games with my mind. The coin sig is hosted on his sig hosting service so he quickly switched it for something else and Qed me the URL before swapping it back. Little does he know I grabbed a copy and will be making it available to the general public

[edit and to prevent Lacuna (and others) skinning me alive in frustration I quickly threw this together:

:FAQ: Imperial Sigs

sorry for any mild aggrevation caused ]

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FAQs: Emperor

good, it's some of my best work

Jason

Sooner or later someone had to take up the challenge ...

Crude, but I enjoyed doing it ... Tribute to MechMaster Mahjqa ...
(btw - before anyone mentions the slight clunkiness of the movement, it was deliberate.
Mahjqa makes such smooth running things, I thought I'd insert a bit of eccenticity to mine ...)

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 07-30-2003).]

oh trib, this one is just FINE!
very nice work on the animation! i am sure mahjqa will love it

by the way, how do you pronounce mahjqa?


~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Morph - :FAQ: mahjqa

Hohoho

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Cordure is the Absence of Insanity

Alevice's Media Library

I believe it's pronounced like you would pronounce Mika. He's got a link somewhere in his sig with himself pronouncing his name .

I just got my girlfriend to gag me... hmph!

[Emp edit: Stop boasting!!]



[edit]tidied up my mess![edit]

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[This message has been edited by Xpirex (edited 08-03-2003).]

Xpirex: It was temporary and a bit of fun, I think it can be let slide

Xpirex: It was just a joke to catch me out as we were talking over ICQ and he switched it over rapidly to play with my mind. It wasn't malicious or anything (and I doubt he really has the time to or motivation to spend hours fiddling with people's sigs) and if you object I can take the altered version down.

Technically I do think he can probably do what he likes with the images he is hosting. He can delete anyhing he likes and I think we have done had fun altering hosted images before (in fact it has a long history - the 'Jestah is Gay' incident happened well before I turned up).

If you don't like then you could always host your own sigs

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FAQs: Emperor

Seems my gagging did not work,

No I have no problem with any of it, sorry, just ignore me, I'll be allright after some medication and therapy.

Super - next time visit Suho1004 in the basement sooner

Carry on now nothing to see here.

~puts little orange cones around Xpirex and leaves him lying in the hall lightly foaming~

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

aaaargh!



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make me one...let's see what you can do with my username.

taobaybee: nice one with the dark garden

InCIDer...



[This message has been edited by Xpirex (edited 08-03-2003).]

ahhh fresh (s)CIDER

and...



[This message has been edited by Xpirex (edited 08-04-2003).]

That wasn't nice at all. I'm not a crybaby you know.

Hahahahaha....Good one, Yannah (Y)

Nah, just kidding...

can someone make me a sig please...it's my b-day on the 31st?...pleeeeease...


sig about Singapore with RIPcurl as my name. thanks in abante

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Hmm...this is something people do by choice, not by request, I don't think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh and why the different name than your username? Just wondering

iconoclast, will you promise to use the sig for the next ten posts you make?


[This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 08-13-2003).]

@ taobaybee:
yep. i promise, or if you dont mind i'll use it forever...but, only when i like it.

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Hmm...this is something people do by choice, not by request, I don't think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh and why the different name than your username? Just wondering

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but i said it's my b-day..im just wondering
if someone would be nicer to me coz it's my b-day.


furthermore, dya want me to double account?..i dont think so.

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[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 08-14-2003).]

iconoclast: I think the point is that someone might make you a sig you can only use here (because of the colours and stuff) so it doesn't make any sense to put on a non-Asylum name but...........

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FAQs: Emperor

Yeah, make him a sig. And make it good (evil grin)

Tao

nice one, dude

lmao .. Tao .. nice sig .. very original .. hehe

Has RN3 noticed that his sig has become subtely different to when I last looked..?
[edit] That's really odd, for a moment it definately said "Wrinkly kneesock//sneeze all nose all"[/edit]

[This message has been edited by quisja (edited 08-17-2003).]

I noticed that...something about Rameses Longdick the third? It's changed back now...

i see - Ram's Eyes Knobbler III \\\\\ Sees all, butts all

Trib? Are you having fun over there?

At last .. someone noticed the Fortune cookie part of the code ... (erm ... I left that out of the code I posted !!) .. BWAHAHAHA ..

you don't think I was JUST going to give away a cool sigfile for free eh? .. did ya ?? really ???

Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 08-21-2003).]

Excellent double "whammie" Trib lol
Btw, the sig you have done for Mahjqa is pure genius dude.

HA HA HA

gay -_-


some changes and it'll look okay.

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Thanks TBB ...

I enjoyed the (self-imposed) challenge of producing an ani-gif for Mahjqa ... it's a pity it wouldn't shrink a bit, but I didn't keep the PSD file, so, being a GIF, in the shrinking it lost the detail ...

... as a result I ended up stuck with the big one. Mebbe that's why Majhqa didn't comment ...

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I was seriously beginning to think that nobody was going to spot the RN3 twist. It's been going on for weeks without anyone seeming to notice. OTOH, I did let the original sig run for a week or so until the first trick became commonplace before I inserted the fortune cookie part ... seems like the plan worked coz RN3 said nothing once I changed it ...

Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 08-21-2003).]

BTW - Has anyone heard from Shokko lately ???



Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 08-21-2003).]

yes!

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BTW - Has anyone heard from Shokko lately ???

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No I haven't what has he been up to?...me think.

Hehe jaggy transformer.

it's not transformer robot, it's a crappy shogun warrior from Voltes V.

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CRAP.

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[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 08-21-2003).]

For your birthday iconoclast

(It says happy birthday in Chinese)
Tao

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The bottom looks like

"Rest in Peace" slice of lemon with feet? "Uniform Resource Locator"

Dunno where the slice of lemon with feet comes in but... It's humorous anyway. Happy B-day Iconoclast

Ripcurl?

trib; thanks a LOT. Couldn't comment since I was gone someplace (had somethimg to do with miniature giant space hamsters) but I like it a bunch. Really wonderfully done.

boo.

Yep Ozphactor, "RIPCurl" it is, although I do like your suggestion GrythusDraconis heh
I chucked "Happy Birthday to You" into the AltaVista Tras(mangle)lation machine and it gave me those Chinese characters. Which, judging by past attemps, could easily mean "Rest in Peace" slice of lemon with feet? "Uniform Resource Locator"
iconoclast, If you would still like a sig, I and many others would be glad to help you make one for yourself, in another thread of course.
Tao

Hey thanks for the complement Maj ... I feel honoured - a thumbs up from the mechmaster himself ... wheeeeeee


Bug-free software only exisits in two places
A programmer's mind and a salesman's lips

[This message has been edited by trib (edited 08-24-2003).]

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The bottom looks like

"Rest in Peace" slice of lemon with feet? "Uniform Resource Locator"

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That means R.I.P.C.U.R.L.

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

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Actually, it's RIPcurl [small c & yes RIP stands for Rest In Peace] but thanks anyways, i feel very much overwhelmed with that, taobaybee.

Thanks also to the greeters!

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[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 08-26-2003).]

i meant to post my sig for taobaybee here but i can't upload

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Hello!..can anyone do anything with my name?...maybe add a grim reaper in there?

where can i find an uploader which is super reliable and free?

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[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 08-27-2003).]

[mumbles]~Havin' a moment!~[/mumbles]


[This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 08-27-2003).]

Can anyone please please!! make me a sig?

Owner: You've asked here, here:
www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum14/HTML/001414.html

and here:
www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum14/HTML/001413.html

I think we understand that you want a sig.

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FAQs: Emperor

hehe..

not sure how good this will look, it looked better un-resized smaller.
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Hmm, I can see that it's a bunch of 1s and 0s, but it doesn't show up too well. I think it'd look better with the individual digits sharpened up a bit and maybe brighter.

Either way, though, I think binary will like it

majhqa - miniature giant space hampsters? I've heard that somewheres else before.

i just thought it strange to hear something that bizarre on multiple occasions.



[This message has been edited by SupaFly (edited 09-24-2003).]

Taobaybee: Don't know who that's supposed to be for, but I LOVE the style of it.

Cheers!

who's turn is it? not me, I don't have time to make one this time...i'm getting very sleepy.

Well, y'all could try a hand at making a sig using my name!
I'm actually very curious to see what you all would portray using Snookumz.
But as you all know, it's your choice to make one for another person and I give permission to any and all who wish to make one.

Miniature Giant Space Hampsters?? "boo" indeed

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....meep.


It's only after we've lost everything...
That we're free to do anything...

Here you go Snookumz! Oops misspelled your name on the sig. Let me know if you like the idea and I'll correct it.




[This message has been edited by Moth (edited 09-30-2003).]

Uhmm...wtf is that?

Snookumz:

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Uhmm...wtf is that?

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It appears to be a Shredded Wheat with a rather phaliic 'nose'. Its how I imagine you'd look

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FAQs: Emperor

That hurts...

Actually I play EverQuest and my character on there (55 Ogre Warrior) is named Snookumz. So the Shredded Wheat thing is uhh...different.

Keep 'em coming!

OK Snookumz...emps was having a joke with you there...Snookumz is a large monster character off the Muppet Show, and that happen to be damn good rendition of him up there.

make me a sig NOW!

It's not an insult Snookumz.

Snookums the name of a muppet. I tried to do a sig based on that.

Emps...shredded wheat? Phallic nose? Man, I'd hate to eat breakfast at your house.

Josh... Here you go...
one sig now coming up...

SIG NOW!




How many misspellings and grammar mistakes can one guy make? sheesh!

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Moth:

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mps...shredded wheat? Phallic nose? Man, I'd hate to eat breakfast at your house.

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Well I'd make sure my robe was fastened up before walking past your breakfast bowl

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FAQs: Emperor

Want some berries to go with that cream?

Skaarjj:

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OK Snookumz...emps was having a joke with you there...Snookumz is a large monster character off the Muppet Show, and that happen to be damn good rendition of him up there.

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I was just messing around, I know he was joking. And I loved Muppets!

MindBender: I was perplex, to say the least, about mahjqa's remark about "miniature giant space hamsters". I asked my good ol'friend google and found these informations. Since then, all that comes to my mind at the moment is ... OMG!!


Mathieu "POÏ" HENRI

Giant pace hamsters are fun. Especially if you are a tinker gnome beast rider. That is, if the giant space hamster doesn't stuff you in his cheek. One combo you never want to meet is an illusionist tinker gnome with a Tyrranohamsterous Rex in a portable hole and a Burning Hands memorized. I remember Dragonlance magazine had a "contest" were people submitted new species of giant space hamsters. One of the funniest things I have ever read. Actually, almost anything to do with tinker gnomes is pretty funny.

OR NOT. :/

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i see this thread is at 99 posts.

to push it into the first century, i shall immortalise myself by making the following statement. i am sure this will be quoted many, many times in the distant future by philosophers and the like.

make me a sig, you fools.

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make me a sig, you fools.

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I must be one of the "and the like" =)

OK...102 posts is enough for any thread...onto thread 2!

Continued here: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum14/HTML/001443.html