Topic: I didn't do it!

Heh. To paraphrase Bart Simpson, that is. I really did do it, sorry!

(If you don't know what I'm talking about then I repeat, "I didn't do it, nobody saw me, I don't know what you're talking about!" Never mind.)

Your pal, -doc-

I saw it Doc.

And yes, you *did* do it.

Is there anything the Doc didn't do?

I didn't see nuthin', Doc. Honest.

THat line doc actaully being 'i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.'

I'd like to borrow Mr. Terry Pratchett's wonderful version of that in 'Wyrd Sisters':

I didn't do it. You all saw me not doing it! I wasn't there, and neither were you...I order you not to be there!




Computer Senility. I had a friend once who had it. His name was Gilbert, but he prefered it if people called him 'Ramases Niblick the third...Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Whoops! Wheres my thribble?'... - Kryton, Red Dwarf.