Topic awaiting preservation: Inmate Limericks! (Page 2 of 2)

A lunatic kid called InSiDeR
Got stoned watching old Easy Rider
He lit up a cig
Set flames to his sig
And washed it all down with cheap cider

the hardest part of these limer-dicks
is counting to nine....duh, one, two....
[counts on fingers like moron]

A coder who went by the name Slime
Reputed to be ?head of his time
Slime?s code was sooooo tight
His math was sooooo right
But he never tipped more than a dime

Hey, ShootingStar, those are good! Some of the best stuff here, IMHO.

Thanks Suho.
The syllables are ok, but the flow is not quite right
I'm still in awe at that guy, Anon E . Mouth who
wrote the Nantucket...the one with the grin and the chin.

I'll keep my day job for now.... writing the Penthouse letters
just in case.

eyezaer is our resident pear-lover,
with more talents than we are yet to discover,
although his spelling ain't the best,
he's still got one thing o'er the rest:
we've got two thumbs - he's got another!

i've an analogy, it's not really that hard:
were his talent fire, you would be charred,
good at sigs? he'll take ya,
for his name is Mahjqa,
and in our BSA forum he has starred.

hmm... i like the izzay one better.

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reitsma

There once was a guy with a razorblade
who cut apart every graphic ever made.
Then came the day
Those cut came to pay
Him back for all those cuts that were laid.

ShootingStar: I hear you. The meter is the toughest thing to get down. My personal take on limericks is that the 9-syllable rule isn't hard and fast. It isn't really the syllables that matters, it's the feet, and that's where the flow comes in. My limerick (way up at the top) doesn't fit (at least I didn't try to make it fit), but I think the flow is OK.

Hmm... if I was feeling inspired I would write something...

I'm obviously not feeling inspired right now.

*Hand hovers over lever* This inspire you, suho?

From before the asylum was founded,
vp was the man who hung round it,
although not on his 'list',
i know he'll be missed,
and the asylum's problems will just be compounded.

Hear, hear! This is a sad day and I hope this "retirement" is only temporary.

. . : slicePuzzle

There once was a ripper named Spock
Who's been living for years under rock
They come and they stay
Without any pay
Just watch for the ol' tomahawk...

(though I can't think of anyone named Spock... or one being a ripper, no less...)

njuice42
icq 957255

There once lived a person called Yannah,
Who was a die-hard Pink fan (err?)
She put up dumb posts
And we gave her the roasts
And she's much quieter now, duh!

Haha, I've dug up another ancient thread. Victory is mine! Mwaa ha ha!

I'm glad you're all having a good time
putting me down while you try to rhyme
but if you had been
in that DC10
I bet your pants would look just like mine

Well, Rameses, you've set a new record... I don't think anyone has ever dug up a thread over a year old...

[Edit: Then again, this thread does bring back some good memories...]

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I do try my best.

[edit]record, eh? call Guinness.[/edit]

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Rameses Niblik the Third: How much time do you spend rummaging through old threads looking for something interesting?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

(A PS-Pong/RP Limerick)

Docile Bob's voice was heard in the halls.
Yeah, so loud that it rattled the walls,
"It's no fun ... I'm real sick ..."
"I'll whack Trib with a stick ..."
"...'Cause he laughed at my big shiny balls."

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In the deep basement dark there's a glimmer
It's a lone candle flame all a'shimmer
and sat round, in its glow,
are Ruski ... and Suho ...
and some crumbly old fart with a zimmer ....

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just last week Axle gave us a shock,
when he punched a big hole in his cock.
"You don't see", Pink retorted,
"he can't pee ... it's distorted ...
but at least now ... in bed ... well ... he rocks !!"

So she went out and got one done too,
but ... smart kid ... she can still use the loo.
coz it ain't in her bits,
and it ain't in her tits,
's-in her BB (that's "navel" to you) ...

But a navel ring's no substitute
for a palang stuck right through your flute.
so now pink's in a tizz,
because Axle's the biz,
and she's still no more horny ... just cute.

"A tongue bar..." pondered Pinkie one day,
"might enhance my blowjobs when we play ..."
but whilst trying it later,
our erstwhile fellater,
became welded to Axle's PA.

They spent hours up in Axle's bedroom,
piercing new body parts, but quite soon,
it got Axle's confused
about what should be used
to do what, and with which and to whom ...

I, for one, have been always intrigued
by the labia/dick piercing league.
I just ponder on this ...
when they go for a piss ...
do they encourage metal fatigue ??

must they cover their inserts with grease?
must they cotton-bud deep in each crease?
When they finally die,
and in coffins they lie,
should we say "Rest" or say "Rust" in Peace?

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The inmate Rameses Niblik the Third,
Always had to have the last word.
He'd dig out a thread,
which was long dead
and add another post - the terd!!

Sorry I struggled at the end with another ryhme for third

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Poor ol' Emperor - give him the bird ...
'coz his rhyme-making skills are absurd,
Ryhming Rameses Niblik
may've well gotten Trib licked,
"terd"s spelled "turd" Emps ... or haven't you heard.

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This worthy electronic emporium,
which at best is an art auditorium,
can oft be a laughable
digital, graphical
wannabe masturbatorium.

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