Topic awaiting preservation: An embarassing thing happened to me on the way to the forum (Page 2 of 2)

Hmmm...this thread is getting really 'shitty'...

Anybody else want to come out of the closet? I guess SB isn't feeling so alone, now...maybe you all can start some sort of club, or help group...

Hehe...'My name is (insert appropriate name) and I shat me britches...'

Yeah, you could call it SA...

Laughs out load at webshaman. Co-workers look over concerned... Well, back to work.

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Oh so that tone deaf stuff was just a joke?

InSiDeR: Sort of - we had a musical apptitude test in school when we were 10 and everyone else was issued with a musical instrument except me (not even a triangle or some cymbals - how badly wrong can one go with them as longas you don't throw them or hit someone with them); I'm a terrible whistler (my firends and famaily take great delight in getting me to whistle Axel F) and I can't sing for toffee but tone deaf? I doubt it.

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Geesh don't you guys have the quarter machines in the bathrooms at gas stations?

Why fart and waste it, when you can **** and baste in it?

Now, I have a much more embarrassing episode than the 'britches' thing...but as this forum is no place for 'porn' stuff, I'll refrain from telling it...

Thumbs up, Jestah! Go for it, man...maybe someday you'll be strutting around as a 'richie'...who knows?

Just don't forget to invite us to the party in the Beachhouse....

lol do it yourself enima roflmao, why not just stick a super soaker up ur ass hehehehe

I've eaten dog food, dirt, snot, plant food, tree sap, shampoo, and a fly once flew up my nose.

umm.....good for you?

This shits old man, and embarassing. I was a little fuckwad in this thread.

edit: when did I stop being a little fuckwad?

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 12-22-2002).]

and once I drank a glass of rotten milk... Yummy! Same consistens as cotton cheese.
Once upon time a friend of mine was laying on the beach and an evil seagul flew by and
airbombed his back... still he insisted it was sun lotion. So he asked a old lady if she could
rub it in unaware of that she had a weird fetti... and on on on on on.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Hmmm..... not too many embarrassing thing have happened to me, only two things that I remeber. I'm a rollerblader, so I grind rails and jump stairs ans stuff like that. So one day there was this marathon thingy running past this rail I was skating, so I decided to show off, but instead I nutted myself in front a few hundred runners. The other time is when i went swimming on a field trip. After a few hours they called out the name of my school, but I didn't hear it. So about 20 mins later this lifegaurd is like hey, some guy over there wants to talk to you. It was someone from my school and they said we were supposed to leave 15 mins ago. So I quickly got dressed and stuff and when i got on the bus everyone was pointing and laughing at me.

Do unto others before they do unto you

Well.

This has certainly been an entertaining thread.

I have no condom stories to share, nor incidents of inadvertant public nudity, but ....

A couple of seasons ago I had to go to a hotel to take a group photo of some organization or other. It was a really large bunch, and they were slow to gather. I got there early and set up the lights, put the big camera on a tripod .... I'm using a view camera for this - the "old fashioned" kind you view and focus from under a dark cloth. The group is slow to form. More people come, and I have to back up, climb my step stool, put the dark cloth over my head and refocus. More people come and I have to back up again, climb my step stool, put the dark cloth over my head and refocus. This repeats itself about four times, and I'm starting to sweat by this point, 'cause I'm running out of room to back up. I do it one more time, and hear about 300 people gasp simultaneously as my head collides with the door frame I have now managed to be standing under.

Yes - it hurts like hell. Yes, it is *extremely* embarassing. What do you do? You wave nonchalantly, make like everything is fine, take the stupid photo and slink off to a corner to lick your wounds.

I hate it when that happens....

stared at this thread before deciding to share this moment.. i was 22 at the time..
i went for a pap smear, am up on the table, the young resident has the swab, looks, pauses.. goes out and returns with a resident doctor who looks, pauses, frowns.. they go out and return with an older doctor - obviously the teacher. he looks, looks again, leans back against the table behind him. in his best professional voice- the one that says the news is not the best: young lady you have what appear to be seeds inside of you. -oh- the condition is most unusual.. -embarrassed and relieved i stammer.. oh they are.. he shakes his head.. you see my bf likes pomegranite juice so i douche with it.. i didn't realize it ... left.. bits.. of...... seed....

lovley...more than I needed to know!

yay... lucky me! I didn't understand that... my bad english I'd guess.

I apparantly insulted a celebrity when I was six. Don't ask me who he was, I don't know either.

I was six. My memory was crap then.

I was six. My memory was crap then.

[edit] and still is [/edit]