Topic awaiting preservation: Asylum Auction (Page 1 of 1)

First up on the block, WebShamen's peacepipe. Do I hear $1? Anyone?



njuice42
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$2 For the peacepipe

I'll take $5 for Doc's scalp!


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counterfeitbacon

10 realis for WS's Pipe...

oh yea nad realis are brasilian money, I seem to have some of that after my trip..,

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 06-06-2002).]

~nicks VP's mop~

Here's by bid

Who wants to bid on my nifty skateboard?

~ Create beautiful things. Or just kill yourself. Either way the world should benefit. ~

Drac is leading the auction with... VP's mop

Do I hear a bag of blackies? Anyone?

Going once...

njuice42
icq 957255

going twice

couldnt resist...

nj: um, WS knows you're doing this, right? Right?

*runs away before WebShaman shows up with his tomahawk*

All I have to offer is a bag of mushrooms. Er, um, nevermind ... why would I need a peacepipe if I have mushrooms?

Cell Number: 494

'Yeah, I bid one scalpin' for the tool who has the audacity to attempt to auction off my peacepipe!'

*fingers tomahawk....* 'No more bidders?...C'mere njuice....time for your medicine...heheheh' *Large evil grin*

Three black pills and a sig for the peacepipe. C'mon, I'll animate it too!

*Eyes Mahjqa narrowly* No way, sigman! But you can soon have a scalp...

'Now, don't try and run, njuice! You'll only make me madder...hehe...nice that you've let your hair grow long...I think Mahjqa will like it...'

Don't mess with the peacepipe...but...you can all take a toke, if you will...

breathes out deeply............thanks webshaman.

I offer a link to the best porno site ever. The starting price will be a 3 paragraph story about a stick of gum.



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*takes a hit off the peacepipe, peacefully hands it back to WebShamen*

No worries, mate, just a little ribbin'!

Besides... you still have my Mumu

njuice42
icq 957255

nj, I think I finally figured it out. You're a masochist, aren't you?

Me? Haha, no, oh no.. nope, not me. No sir. Nadda fo' me, sah. Nope nope nope.

Maybe a little.

njuice42
icq 957255

*trys to steal WebShamans peacepipe*

Well, well, what have we there in my pocket? Nasty little counterfeitbaconses....*konks CB on head with blunt end of tomahawk...* Why steal it, when you can use it just by asking? Silly little CBses....

*toke, toke* Ahh...that's better...ok njuice! We'll settle this in the formal debate!

BTW - who wants a mumu? A bit used, but it's still in great condition....do I hear any bids?

I bid my sanity! oh...wait...I don't have any left....

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Sold...to the gentleman without his...uh...sanity....pssst! Hopefully you still have clean underwear...

*falls to his knees admist a torrent of rainfall, clenches both fists, shuts eyes tight as slowly he faces the sky and begins to yell...*

Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!

njuice42
icq 957255

That's ok njuice...I'm sure skaarjj will let you 'use' it...

C'mon skaarjj, try the mumu on....

Hehe...

... that stain was already there when I got it. I think ...

njuice42
icq 957255

Is the stain on the front or back?

*tikigod takes a long ol' toke from the peace pipe. Offers webshaman some rum.*

front...

Just shout it out! And if that doesn't work, you can always turn it inside out

njuice42
icq 957255