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ShootingStar Maniac (V) Inmate From: Kanada Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 06-13-2002 05:09 this is the weirdest spam subject i've received this week and please no jokes on how i got on their mailing list.... RAPING FURRY NAKED BARNYARD FRIENDS!!
counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 06-13-2002 06:34 Wow...ShootingStar is erm coughcough*...no jokes...ok! :P ANIMALS HUMPING TRACTOR PARTS
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 06-27-2002 02:09 Is that any stranger than the ones I get offering me great savings on breast enhancements? . . : slicePuzzle
warjournal Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 06-27-2002 02:13 Spam I've been getting lately: "Stan's NetChess - Your turn in game"
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 06-27-2002 02:45 All my spam seems to have originated from one source which has me down as Emperor Palpatine ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
InSiDeR Maniac (V) Inmate From: Oblivion Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 06-27-2002 03:52 lol@emps
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 06-28-2002 08:41 Well, just going by spam subjects, the entire net surfing population apparently consists of sex-starved bald men with small penises who are deep in debt and yet somehow still have an insatiable desire to earn a college degree.
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 06-28-2002 08:48 Very well put, Suho. Interestingly, Viagra used to be the best selling drug on the internet. However since 9/11 Viagra sales have softened considerably. Potassium iodide tablets have taken the number one position now that so many people are concerned about dirty bombs. . . : slicePuzzle
brucew Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: North Coast of America Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 06-29-2002 04:06 Suho: Didn't you just earn a college degree? "the most incredible feats are often accomplished by those who have had the most incredible challenges"
Arthemis Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milky Way Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 07-03-2002 17:21 yeah baldie... didnt you?
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-04-2002 04:40 brucew: Um, actually, I earned my college degree seven years ago. The degree I just earned was my MA. Arthemis: baldie... hehe. Alas, I happen to have a full head of hair.
bitdamaged Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 100101010011 <-- right about here Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 07-04-2002 04:44 Actually just got this one today NASTY DOGFART SLUTS! .:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.
WebShaman Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 07-04-2002 11:36 Hehe...don't mind Arthemis, Master Suho...she has 'realität entzug'...
counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-05-2002 21:36 quote: However since 9/11 Viagra sales have softened considerably. LOL...Just think about the little metaphor (? is that what is is) in there! Ok...So I'm probably the only one who thought that was funny...
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-06-2002 07:36 Heh. I didn't catch that the first time around. But when you pulled it out and put it in a quote box like that, it hit me like a flaccid phallus. Um, I mean, brick. Look what you've done to me!
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 07-11-2002 03:28 I'm glad somebody finally got that!!! . . : slicePuzzle
DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed Insane since: Feb 2000	posted 07-11-2002 05:14 And...uh.....Suho....do you often get hit by flaccid phalluses (phallusi?)???? [This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 07-11-2002).]
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-11-2002 09:38 Well, um, no. But when the double entrendre hit me it felt like what I imagined it would feel like being hit by a flaccid phallus. Kind of like how we say that something tastes like crap, when none of us have ever really eaten crap. Right? Well, at least I haven't. The hole's getting deeper, isn't it... Um, OK. Next subject.

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ShootingStar
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Kanada
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 06-13-2002 05:09

this is the weirdest spam subject i've received this week
and please no jokes on how i got on their mailing list....

RAPING FURRY NAKED BARNYARD FRIENDS!!

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 06-13-2002 06:34

Wow...ShootingStar is *erm* *cough*cough*...no jokes...ok! :P

ANIMALS HUMPING TRACTOR PARTS

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 06-27-2002 02:09

Is that any stranger than the ones I get offering me great savings on breast enhancements?

. . : slicePuzzle

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 06-27-2002 02:13

Spam I've been getting lately: "Stan's NetChess - Your turn in game"

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 06-27-2002 02:45

All my spam seems to have originated from one source which has me down as Emperor Palpatine

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 06-27-2002 03:52

lol@emps

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 06-28-2002 08:41

Well, just going by spam subjects, the entire net surfing population apparently consists of sex-starved bald men with small penises who are deep in debt and yet somehow still have an insatiable desire to earn a college degree.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 06-28-2002 08:48

Very well put, Suho.

Interestingly, Viagra used to be the best selling drug on the internet. However since 9/11 Viagra sales have softened considerably.

Potassium iodide tablets have taken the number one position now that so many people are concerned about dirty bombs.

. . : slicePuzzle

brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 06-29-2002 04:06

Suho: Didn't you just earn a college degree?

"the most incredible feats are often accomplished by
those who have had the most incredible challenges"

Arthemis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milky Way
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 07-03-2002 17:21

yeah baldie... didnt you?

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-04-2002 04:40

brucew: Um, actually, I earned my college degree seven years ago. The degree I just earned was my MA.

Arthemis: baldie... hehe. Alas, I happen to have a full head of hair.

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 07-04-2002 04:44

Actually just got this one today

NASTY DOGFART SLUTS!

.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 07-04-2002 11:36

Hehe...don't mind Arthemis, Master Suho...she has 'realität entzug'...

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-05-2002 21:36

quote:
However since 9/11 Viagra sales have softened considerably.

LOL...Just think about the little metaphor (? is that what is is) in there!

Ok...So I'm probably the only one who thought that was funny...

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-06-2002 07:36

Heh. I didn't catch that the first time around. But when you pulled it out and put it in a quote box like that, it hit me like a flaccid phallus. Um, I mean, brick. Look what you've done to me!

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 07-11-2002 03:28

I'm glad *somebody* finally got that!!!

. . : slicePuzzle

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted 07-11-2002 05:14

And...uh.....Suho....do you *often* get hit by flaccid phalluses (phallusi?)????

[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 07-11-2002).]

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-11-2002 09:38

Well, um, no. But when the double entrendre hit me it felt like what I imagined it would feel like being hit by a flaccid phallus. Kind of like how we say that something tastes like crap, when none of us have ever really eaten crap. Right? Well, at least I haven't. The hole's getting deeper, isn't it...

Um, OK. Next subject.