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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 15:09

Urinotherapy?

Suddenly, "having a warm glass of piss" means something altogether new.

:::krets.net:::

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 03-14-2003 15:20

I'm worried about you, Krets...how on earth did you come across that??


WebShaman

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-14-2003 17:54

The former Indian Prime Minister, Morarji Desai, was an avid piss swiller.

quote:
He was in many ways a remarkable man. He probably became most wellknown outside India because of his peculiar habit of drinking one litre of his own urine every day. He even wrote a book about this "splendid remedy", as he put it. The title is Nature Cure. While I assumed a sceptical attitude towards the excellent qualities of urine therapy, Morarji Desai eloquently spoke about the merits of the drink. Maybe I will be able to put his voice praising the Shivambu (auto-urine) cure on the Net sometime in the future. However, I want to underline, that I have never ever met an Indian, who shares Morarji Desai´s preference for Urine Cola.

Mmmmmmm cola

. . : slicePuzzle

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 18:16

Okay... I haven't puked in 22 years... That brought me close.

YUCK!


GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 18:26

oh that is just sick and wrong!!!

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Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 18:34

Piss tastes like chicken.

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-14-2003 18:42

Don't you mean chicken broth? LMBO!!!!!

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 03-14-2003 19:31

Well the Brits shouldn't have too much trouble with this... they've been drinking warm beer for years! ~ runs like hell down the hallway slams cell door shut. =)

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 20:27

Believe it or not, I've heard of that before this link. Yuck! But after several years of personal investigation into alternative medical practices, things like this cease to amaze me. A big part of most of these therapies is the Placebo Effect, where simply thinking that the therapy is effective is enough to make you better. But couldn't they try that with something a little more palatable, perhaps a glass of warm milk? Oh wait, that comes out of a mammal's body too... distilled water then...


Bodhi - Cell 617

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njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 21:42

What do you dunk in piss? You can dunk things in milk, coffee, shakes... but what about winky dew?

njuice42 Cell # 551
icq 957255

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 03-14-2003 22:44

Well there is other (obvious) bodily refuse that might be medicinally useful...

Runs away and pukes in corner.


GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-15-2003 01:00
quote:
What do you dunk in piss?

Andres Serrano figured a crucifix was a good choice but I always felt that reflected very poorly on his character.

MindBender
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: a pocket dimention...
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 03-15-2003 05:25

*laugh* @ njuice & bug. heheh

I've nothing against alternative medicine, but seems to me that your body was trying to tell you that you should get rid of this in the first place. heh

That said, here is a brief medical history I found once:

quote:
A short history of medicine:

I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.




It's only after we've lost everything...
That we're free to do anything...

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 03-17-2003 11:25

Oh, you forgot this - 2003 : That root won't have any effect (other than psychadelic ones...hehe), drink this piss.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 03-17-2003 14:34

This was the first thing that popped into my head:



(A slight variation on a more popular theme that can be seen in various places around the Net...)

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-17-2003 17:49

Oh very well played!!! ROTFLMBO!!!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 03-18-2003 10:02

Hmm...well, I guess one could make such a comparison to Military coffee...

Though personally, I've never tried 'piss', so I couldn't say...

It is pretty funny, though...hehe...

helloelise
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: around
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-05-2003 17:46

ha.
well think about it- piss is the stuff that your body wants to get rid of- toxins, dangerous chemicals.
Ive heard of drinking it if you are stuck under some wreckage for weeks or something, to keep hydrated- something like that happened in japan after a building collapse.
But by choice?
Ahem.
This almost makes me want to drink coffee.

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