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asptamer
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Lair
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-24-2003 08:01

I'm drunk and stoned. It's been an interesting night. And the life is interesting. Not great, not bad, just interesting; worth staying awake for.
I didnt feel like reading other posts, so just decided to post a random one. It could be fun... just random 'silly' ideas people can post. hehe.

well anyway. goodnight

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-24-2003 10:14

~WebShaman wanders down the Halls of the Asylum, late one night...peeks into a cell where indeciferable mumblings are originating from...sees an inmate, fully out of it, laying in a pool of drool...'Hmm...' thinks WebShaman 'I shouldn't have let him puff on that peacepipe'~

At about this time...

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-24-2003 18:51

GrythusDraconis streaks down the hall laughing maniacally and spouting possible titles to his book. "Dark Star Rising Ahhh NO!!!... Riseof the Dark Star?!!? ACK!!! I can't find it!" *Beats his head on the wall* "I know its in there!" *shakes head trying to get the title out of his brain and stumbles down the hall* He doesn't even notice when he bumps into...

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown


[This message has been edited by GrythusDraconis (edited 04-24-2003).]

georgetwn girl
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New york. New York
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-24-2003 19:04

Hey..pass the peace pipe would ya?

"whenever I find myself on the side of the majority, I pause and reflect. " Mark Twain

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 04-24-2003 19:08

Drunk people are smart.


They should post more often.


Then cripple themselves.


ya know...for fun.



Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 04-24-2003 21:12

When things are getting you down, don't forget to fart and frown, and fill the time in between with endless thoughts of shits and dreams.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-24-2003 21:21

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Sanzen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Raleigh, NC
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 04-25-2003 00:35

I like chicken.

"The only difference between me and a madman is that... i'm not mad!" - Salvador Dali

outcydr
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out there
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 04-25-2003 00:39

Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decide to fly north for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him an defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.

...if you've heard this before, i apologise for wasting your time.

So far you may go, and no farther, my foolish children....Mother Nature

pink
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: wales
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 04-25-2003 09:27

i like that story outcydr


HHmmmmmmm.......Why do i have an expiration date on my sour cream?


Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 09:31

I posted once after having too much to drink. I was rather embarrassed the next day. I try not to do that anymore.

I don't think I have enough energy to come up with a random thought right now, though.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-25-2003 09:37

Peter...I luv ya, man...

Hehe...

You should post more often.

Just gotta love that razor-blade humor...

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 14:12

Um, I imagine Peter is outcydr?

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 14:43

"Peter" is DarkGarden. WS, stop confusing Gilbert. You know how he starts to drool when he gets confused, and I'm just tired of cleaning up the mess.

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 16:17

puddles of drool form around my feet... Suho comes sweeping in with a mop, cleaning up the mess once again.

[This message has been edited by Gilbert Nolander (edited 04-25-2003).]

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-26-2003 03:23

*grumbles to himself as he cleans up*

Sure wish VP was seen around these parts more often...

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