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Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 07-01-2003 19:49 Reproduction seems to be big in the news recently. This is an article on a guy making sprem available over the Internet (you'd think it would make the wires sticky but....): www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,988385,00.html The site is here: www.ManNotIncluded.com Now I think about it there might be some call for the Imperial Seed.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-03-2003 12:39 So I'm browsing through the P&S forum, and I see this thread, and I'm thinking "Emps... sperm... I definitely should not click on this link." But I do anyway, and now I'm going to be thinking about Imperial seed for the rest of the day. Please excuse me while I go scrub my brain.
EzRa-D Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 07-03-2003 17:29 AND NOW! through miracle of modern technology you can air dry that seed and keep it in the cupboard!
Moth Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: columbus, ohio, usa Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 07-03-2003 17:29 Please excuse me while I go scrub my brain. Need some mental floss? [This message has been edited by Moth (edited 07-03-2003).]
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 07-03-2003 20:42 I have a feeling, suho is inexplicable and unhealhyly (unhealthily?, unhealtheely?) obsessed with male sexual organs at this time of year. Tell us, suho, is it spring in s.Korea?
Wangenstein Maniac (V) Inmate From: The year 1881 Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 07-03-2003 20:51 quote: Now I think about it there might be some call for the Imperial Seed... I'm hijacking this bus and taking you all to the same place I went when I read that: Emperor-brand Man-naise (mayonnaise) shudder So, lunch anyone?
Perfect Thunder Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 07-03-2003 23:06 Well, speaking of Korea and sperm, here's a link for you: Sauna Pants!. quote: "I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT ALL MEN, EXCEPT A HOLY FATHER AND A REVEREND, SHOULD WEAR SAUNA PANTS WHEN THEIR TESTICLES ARE FACED WITH HEATING. PLEASE, LISTEN TO THE SEED'S CRYING CAUSED BY PAINFUL THERMAL SHOCK!" Found at the Portal of Evil. Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-04-2003 04:18 TP: Wow... Emps posts this thread, and I'm the one who is obsessed? PT: Hysterical link. On a more serious note, I do avoid the saunas and hot tubs, only soaking in the "warm tubs" (slightly warmer than lukewarm) to keep my little soldiers alive and kicking.
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 07-04-2003 11:14 PT, that is hilarious! quote: DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR TESTICLES ROUGHLY WHEN YOU ENJOYED HOTBATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS? quote: IF A WOMAN BUY THESE GOODS AS THE PRESENT TO HER LOVER, SHE MAY BE MORE LOVED BY HER LOVER.
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-04-2003 11:30 Yeah, but the scary thing is that the page is not a joke...
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 07-05-2003 03:35 TP: quote: I have a feeling, suho is inexplicable and unhealhyly (unhealthily?, unhealtheely?) obsessed with male sexual organs at this time of year. Tell us, suho, is it spring in s.Korea? You should hear what he talks about over ICQ I prescribe more Bromide in Master Suho1004's tea and I'm going to confiscate his trouser electrodes. ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-05-2003 03:57 Hey there, partner, that's confidential information, you know. I wouldn't want to have to leak any nasty rumors about you... not that you really need any help in that department, of course.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 07-05-2003 04:25 Suho1004: quote: I wouldn't want to have to leak any nasty rumors about you... not that you really need any help in that department, of course. Nah I'm leaking everywhere anyway. Anyway about your 'problem' - the jar of Rampant Bull Jelly and the Hornathon capsules are in the post. Make Mrs Suho have a word with Lacuna, get a crate of wine in and you are set for the weekend ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 07-05-2003 05:42 hey hey hey... don't go draggin me into this...i've done very well staying out of this thread as i've found it quite frightening on many levels!!! but yeah... i think i would hafta cast my vote with everyone else and say you need to get some suho __________________________ Cell 1007::
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-07-2003 02:50 Hmmm... you guys are apparently not very well informed... I happen to know that I'm getting significantly more than some of the people posting here.
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 07-07-2003 04:08 ^^^^^^^^ stud ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So what are you trying to say: 1. You want more? 2. You've been spying on certain posters in this thread? Sicko. ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-07-2003 08:26 ^^^^^^^^ stud ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ah, yup. So what are you trying to say: 1. You want more? Not sure if I could really handle more at this point, to be honest with you. 2. You've been spying on certain posters in this thread? Sicko. "Spying on" is such a crude term. I prefer to refer to it as "intelligence gathering." Oh, and I would never stoop to doing it myself, of course. That's what my little ElectroElves™ are for. Their beady little electric eyes are perfect for sp... ahem... gathering intelligence in the dark.

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 07-01-2003 19:49

Reproduction seems to be big in the news recently. This is an article on a guy making sprem available over the Internet (you'd think it would make the wires sticky but....):
www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,988385,00.html

The site is here:
www.ManNotIncluded.com

Now I think about it there might be some call for the Imperial Seed.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-03-2003 12:39

So I'm browsing through the P&S forum, and I see this thread, and I'm thinking "Emps... sperm... I definitely should not click on this link." But I do anyway, and now I'm going to be thinking about Imperial seed for the rest of the day.

Please excuse me while I go scrub my brain.

EzRa-D
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 07-03-2003 17:29

AND NOW! through miracle of modern technology you can air dry that seed and keep it in the cupboard!

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 07-03-2003 17:29

Please excuse me while I go scrub my brain.

Need some mental floss?

[This message has been edited by Moth (edited 07-03-2003).]

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 07-03-2003 20:42

I have a feeling, suho is inexplicable and unhealhyly (unhealthily?, unhealtheely?) obsessed with male sexual organs at this time of year.

Tell us, suho, is it spring in s.Korea?

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 07-03-2003 20:51

quote:
Now I think about it there might be some call for the Imperial Seed...

I'm hijacking this bus and taking you all to the same place I went when I read that:

Emperor-brand Man-naise (mayonnaise)

*shudder*

So, lunch anyone?

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 07-03-2003 23:06

Well, speaking of Korea and sperm, here's a link for you: Sauna Pants!.

quote:
"I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT ALL MEN, EXCEPT A HOLY FATHER AND A REVEREND, SHOULD WEAR SAUNA PANTS WHEN THEIR TESTICLES ARE FACED WITH HEATING. PLEASE, LISTEN TO THE SEED'S CRYING CAUSED BY PAINFUL THERMAL SHOCK!"

Found at the Portal of Evil.

Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-04-2003 04:18

TP: Wow... Emps posts this thread, and I'm the one who is obsessed?

PT: Hysterical link. On a more serious note, I do avoid the saunas and hot tubs, only soaking in the "warm tubs" (slightly warmer than lukewarm) to keep my little soldiers alive and kicking.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 07-04-2003 11:14

PT, that is hilarious!

quote:
DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR TESTICLES ROUGHLY WHEN YOU ENJOYED HOTBATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS?

quote:
IF A WOMAN BUY THESE GOODS AS THE PRESENT TO HER LOVER, SHE MAY BE MORE LOVED BY HER LOVER.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-04-2003 11:30

Yeah, but the scary thing is that the page is not a joke...

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 07-05-2003 03:35

TP:

quote:
I have a feeling, suho is inexplicable and unhealhyly (unhealthily?, unhealtheely?) obsessed with male sexual organs at this time of year.

Tell us, suho, is it spring in s.Korea?

You should hear what he talks about over ICQ

I prescribe more Bromide in Master Suho1004's tea and I'm going to confiscate his trouser electrodes.

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-05-2003 03:57

Hey there, partner, that's confidential information, you know. I wouldn't want to have to leak any nasty rumors about you... not that you really need any help in that department, of course.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 07-05-2003 04:25

Suho1004:

quote:
I wouldn't want to have to leak any nasty rumors about you... not that you really need any help in that department, of course.

Nah I'm leaking everywhere anyway.

Anyway about your 'problem' - the jar of Rampant Bull Jelly and the Hornathon capsules are in the post. Make Mrs Suho have a word with Lacuna, get a crate of wine in and you are set for the weekend

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 07-05-2003 05:42

hey hey hey... don't go draggin me into this...i've done very well staying out of this thread as i've found it quite frightening on many levels!!!

but yeah... i think i would hafta cast my vote with everyone else and say you need to get *some* suho

__________________________
Cell 1007::

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-07-2003 02:50

Hmmm... you guys are apparently not very well informed... I happen to know that I'm getting significantly more than some of the people posting here.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 07-07-2003 04:08

^^^^^^^^ stud ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So what are you trying to say:

1. You want more?

2. You've been spying on certain posters in this thread? Sicko.

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-07-2003 08:26

^^^^^^^^ stud ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ah, yup.

So what are you trying to say:

1. You want more?

Not sure if I could really handle more at this point, to be honest with you.

2. You've been spying on certain posters in this thread? Sicko.

"Spying on" is such a crude term. I prefer to refer to it as "intelligence gathering."

Oh, and I would never stoop to doing it myself, of course. That's what my little ElectroElves™ are for. Their beady little electric eyes are perfect for sp... ahem... gathering intelligence in the dark.