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Perfect Thunder Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 08-30-2003 07:36 I can't quite get a read on whether OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries is a hoax or not. A lot of it is just subtly ironic, like how they dropped their web host because the host believed Christ was crucified with three nails instead of four... and a lot of it is hugely ironic, like the "4 Kidz" page... but there's just so much of it that it's hard to believe it's a joke. Anyone with solid ideas? The WHOIS information wasn't useful. Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips
ozphactor Maniac (V) Inmate From: California Insane since: Jul 2003	posted 08-30-2003 07:55 quote: Q: My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why? A: God gave your friend the ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism! Uh, right... my guess is that it's an extremely elaborate joke. Take a flip through the "prayerbook."
Perfect Thunder Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 08-30-2003 09:01 Hmm, yeah... the number of other people suspecting satire leads me to believe that it is. Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips
Moon Shadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Rouen, France Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 08-30-2003 18:45 "Wrong little buddy... Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas ! And the earth is less than 10,000 years old " That's indeed most likely a hoax. But a very stupid hoax. [This message has been edited by Moon Shadow (edited 08-30-2003).]
Wangenstein Maniac (V) Inmate From: The year 1881 Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 09-01-2003 18:12 A friend of mine keeps telling me about GodHatesFigs.com. That's right. Figs. It's a parody of GodHatesFags, a hatemongering, purportedly Christian site, and it offers up Biblical references to make the case that God does, indeed, hate figs. I just need to remember to hit it when I'm at home. I try to avoid anything even resembling a controversial site when I'm at work... hey, like now! If you do go, be sure to report back! Evil in theory, not so much in practice...
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 09-01-2003 18:56 well! that sinched it for me...i'll never eat another fig again! __________________________ Cell 1007::
counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Vancouver, WA Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 09-01-2003 19:56 Hahaha...That Macs are evil and are trying to secretly make our kids evolutionists is great. The fact that he did no research whatsoever (like what chmod 666 REALLY means) really amazes me. Although the site was extremely funny, knowing that it's a hoax kinda ruins it. While your at it though, check out that Landover Baptist site also, thats funny. (He has banners to shut it down on his site).
Wolfen Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Minnesota Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 09-01-2003 20:30 Updates with the christian monster truck hehehehe. http://www.gluck.net/jesus/ check it out. Now on tour with Monster Truck Ministries! Reverend Leroy's Drive-by Bikini Baptismal and Mobile Chapel! The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'' Wolfen's Sig Site
Fig Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Houston, TX, USA Insane since: Apr 2000	posted 09-02-2003 06:45 i have a real issue with that site wang chris KAIROSinteractive
Wangenstein Maniac (V) Inmate From: The year 1881 Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 09-02-2003 06:49 I imagine you would, spawn of the evil tree!!!
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 09-02-2003 11:08 ^^^teehee^^^ i was wondering how long it was going to take for something like that __________________________ Cell 1007::
Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 09-02-2003 18:41 Umm.. The fig trees in my backyard are just about ready to pick.... Yummy... [This message has been edited by Gilbert Nolander (edited 09-02-2003).]
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 09-03-2003 18:37 I just don't know what to make of that site! On the one hand it looks like the work of someone who hates american xianity but on the other hand it could very well be the work of xians against some xians. I think it is definitely a hoax. The question is who is running it and against precisely who? I think this may be a really bad case of infighting I'm sorry to say. . . : slicePuzzle

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Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 08-30-2003 07:36

I can't quite get a read on whether OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries is a hoax or not. A lot of it is just subtly ironic, like how they dropped their web host because the host believed Christ was crucified with three nails instead of four... and a lot of it is hugely ironic, like the "4 Kidz" page... but there's just so much of it that it's hard to believe it's a joke.

Anyone with solid ideas? The WHOIS information wasn't useful.

Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips

ozphactor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: California
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted 08-30-2003 07:55

quote:
Q: My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?

A: God gave your friend the ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!

Uh, right... my guess is that it's an extremely elaborate joke. Take a flip through the "prayerbook."

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 08-30-2003 09:01

Hmm, yeah... the number of other people suspecting satire leads me to believe that it is.

Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 08-30-2003 18:45

"Wrong little buddy... Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas ! And the earth is less than 10,000 years old "

That's indeed most likely a hoax. But a very stupid hoax.

[This message has been edited by Moon Shadow (edited 08-30-2003).]

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 09-01-2003 18:12

A friend of mine keeps telling me about GodHatesFigs.com. That's right. Figs. It's a parody of GodHatesFags, a hatemongering, purportedly Christian site, and it offers up Biblical references to make the case that God does, indeed, hate figs.

I just need to remember to hit it when I'm at home. I try to avoid anything even resembling a controversial site when I'm at work... hey, like now!

If you do go, be sure to report back!

Evil in theory, not so much in practice...

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 09-01-2003 18:56

well! that sinched it for me...i'll never eat another fig again!

__________________________
Cell 1007::

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 09-01-2003 19:56

Hahaha...That Macs are evil and are trying to secretly make our kids evolutionists is great. The fact that he did no research whatsoever (like what chmod 666 REALLY means) really amazes me. Although the site was extremely funny, knowing that it's a hoax kinda ruins it. While your at it though, check out that Landover Baptist site also, thats funny. (He has banners to shut it down on his site).

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 09-01-2003 20:30

Updates with the christian monster truck hehehehe. http://www.gluck.net/jesus/ check it out.

Now on tour with Monster Truck Ministries!
Reverend Leroy's Drive-by Bikini Baptismal and Mobile Chapel!

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''

Wolfen's Sig Site

Fig
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Houston, TX, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted 09-02-2003 06:45

i have a real issue with that site wang

chris

KAIROSinteractive

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 09-02-2003 06:49

I imagine you would, spawn of the evil tree!!!

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 09-02-2003 11:08

^^^teehee^^^
i was wondering how long it was going to take for something like that

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Cell 1007::

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 09-02-2003 18:41

Umm.. The fig trees in my backyard are just about ready to pick....
Yummy...

[This message has been edited by Gilbert Nolander (edited 09-02-2003).]

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 09-03-2003 18:37

I just don't know what to make of that site! On the one hand it looks like the work of someone who hates american xianity but on the other hand it could very well be the work of xians against some xians. I think it is definitely a hoax. The question is who is running it and against precisely who? I think this may be a really bad case of infighting I'm sorry to say.

. . : slicePuzzle