Topic awaiting preservation: Twas the Night Before Christmas: Festive Lock Tester

Thought people might want a stupid way to pass the time over the hols:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Asylum
Not a creature was stirring, not even a drunken bum;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Thaddeus soon would be there;

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The inmates were strapped all snug in their beds

While Suho pumped 5,000 volts through their heads

When all of a sudden Skaarjj did awake
The electrodes strapped to his head were fake!

Darkgarden and Twitch were dancing a jig
While Doc and Izzy were taking a swig...

...and norm was stealthily swiping black pills,
in hopes that enough of them would cure all his ills.

When what to his big blurry eyes did appear....?

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Ye Gods!! Tis the Emperor's rear!!

All rosey from the icy cold,
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It is a wonder to behold,

Just be awful wary,
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With tentacles everywhere it is quite scary

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Is this thing on?

A Work In Progress

With their Penthouse and Playboy tucked under their pillow,
A few tokes off the pipe, They look so mellow.

Shii knew they'd have the munchies some time
So she's lacing all the food with strychnine

Docile Bob and Wes hid under the bed
As Santa from his Spell book mumbled and read......

. . . a tale of chrismas future, a tale of christmas past,
a tale of christmas presents to surprise and flabbergast
even the maddest scientist with finglongers
or the noob without a clue

sorta like sniffing glue,
it fast forwards to you and santa in a comprimising situation
oooooh santa! . . .

(shii makes may head swim with visions of sugarplums. . .)
(strychnine? can i get rattlesnakes with that?)
postchristmas dreams make my head hum
in harmonic hallucinations
too good to be true

who's to say what's real and true for me or you?

*lights up (your fantasy here)

ed says: candy for everybody!


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