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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-24-2003 20:51

Thought people might want a stupid way to pass the time over the hols:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Asylum
Not a creature was stirring, not even a drunken bum;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Thaddeus soon would be there;

..........

[This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 12-25-2003).]

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-24-2003 20:54


The inmates were strapped all snug in their beds

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-24-2003 20:54


While Suho pumped 5,000 volts through their heads

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-24-2003 21:51

When all of a sudden Skaarjj did awake
The electrodes strapped to his head were fake!

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-24-2003 22:30

Darkgarden and Twitch were dancing a jig
While Doc and Izzy were taking a swig...

norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 12-25-2003 04:05

...and norm was stealthily swiping black pills,
in hopes that enough of them would cure all his ills.

When what to his big blurry eyes did appear....?

[Emp edit: Making new lines]

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-25-2003 04:54

Ye Gods!! Tis the Emperor's rear!!

All rosey from the icy cold,
.....

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-25-2003 04:56

It is a wonder to behold,

Just be awful wary,
.............



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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 12-25-2003 06:42

With tentacles everywhere it is quite scary

_____________
Is this thing on?

A Work In Progress

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 12-25-2003 13:21

With their Penthouse and Playboy tucked under their pillow,
A few tokes off the pipe, They look so mellow.



Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-25-2003 20:06

Shii knew they'd have the munchies some time
So she's lacing all the food with strychnine

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-25-2003 21:34

Docile Bob and Wes hid under the bed
As Santa from his Spell book mumbled and read......

outcydr
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out there
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 12-27-2003 02:30

. . . a tale of chrismas future, a tale of christmas past,
a tale of christmas presents to surprise and flabbergast
even the maddest scientist with finglongers
or the noob without a clue

sorta like sniffing glue,
it fast forwards to you and santa in a comprimising situation
oooooh santa! . . .

(shii makes may head swim with visions of sugarplums. . .)
(strychnine? can i get rattlesnakes with that?)
postchristmas dreams make my head hum
in harmonic hallucinations
too good to be true

who's to say what's real and true for me or you?

*lights up (your fantasy here)

ed says: candy for everybody!


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