Preserved Topic: Jokes!!!!!!!! (Page 1 of 1)

Hi everybody, haven't posted for a while, was way too busy, looking for a new appartment, etc.........
I thought I'd post a joke I've heard the other day, give you folks something to smile about to start the day!!!
What's the difference betweeen a neurotic and a psychopath?
The neurotic builds castles in Spain, the psychopath lives in the castle and the shrink collects the rent!!!!!!! <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif">

Ok...One day, a man was at the pearly gates...and Saint Peter says to him "well...you haven't done anything bad in your life, but then again, you haven't done anything good either. If you can tell me one good thing that you've done, I'll let you into heaven." The man says "Well...there was this one time when I saw this gang beating up a woman on the side of the road as I was driving by. So I stopped, got out and yelled at them to stop. Things got a little bit out of hand and I ended up knocking the leader out and chanlenging the rest of them to fight me." "That's great!" says Saint Peter, "When did this happen?" "About two minutes ago".

Thank you Thank you...no autographs.




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