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Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 04:36

it's been pointed out to me that if you go to http://www.google.com and search 'dumb motherfucker', the first link you get is quite humorous....

Sash
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Canada, Toronto
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 06:22

It is amazing how fast this funny thing spreads out. I read it today on a serbiancafe.com discussion board

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 01-29-2001 08:55

Hah! That was great, wonder how they did that? Here's another one I find funny, go to the english AltaVista site at http://www.altavista.co.uk/ and search for the word "Swedish". The search yields nothing but stupid boring websites, but the surprise along the way! I'm trying to get some swedish journalists intersted in tackling this one, heh heh.

Your pal, -doc-

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 10:56

Heh. Great one boudga!

Hadn't seen that one before.

Doc, I think Computer Sweden and also Aftonbladet ran a story about that before Christmas.

AltaVista Sweden was apparently not too happy about it's brittish counterpart




-nimraw
If you can't convince, confuse!

timothymcnulty
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-29-2001 11:09

Can someone expand on what happens?? I am behind this damn emirates proxy, and both sites get blocked......no fun over here.....

[This message has been edited by timothymcnulty (edited 01-29-2001).]

Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 15:20

the first thing that google.com finds is www.georgewbushstore.com


BTW Yahoo has a similar result...

Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 15:34

The Nursing Home
----------------

One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. ?So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you good??, they ask.
It?s pretty nice,? she replies. ?Except they won?t let you fart.?


Human Shield
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 22:20

"(Note: If you have arrived at this site through inappropriate references via a search engine, please be assured that we did not utilize this language in our site, our HTML, nor in our internet promotion of this site. What happened was the result of a malicious act by a third party and we have pursued remedies through the efforts of our staff and attorneys.)"

Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2001 22:22

hehehe yeah are hackers great!

timothymcnulty
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-30-2001 07:03

HA...that is hilarious! what a peanut head.....

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 01-30-2001 10:35

What I want to know, was this a "hack", or a legitimately clever misuse of the "submit your site" option? If the latter, I'd be curious to know just how they did it, nice to know how to assure you get #1 ranking on the search engines! If anyone finds any info on the "how" of tthis hack, lemme know, will you? Enquiring minds wanna know!

Your pal, -doc-

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