Preserved Topic: Couldn't help myself...

Here's me on a normal day...

so you're an angel who looks at jets?

I see a gremlin passing gas

:angel-gremlin passing gas while looking at jet and trying not to slip in the stream of slime:

that looks very.... painfull....

: laughing and pointing at eye :
Not at all, once you get the hang of it. In fact, pretty much anyone can join me up here...

hmm.. you're sure don't look like an angel there allewyn.. but why is your jetplane Stucked ? :P

It's not stucked, it was photographed breaking the sound barrier and that's the shock wave it's passing through. heh.

:: wanders back over to the shadowed corner to examine the cracked paint under the small sink in his cell ::

You have a sink in your cell??? how did that slip through???? hmm... we may have to fix this... *mumbles* i guess i better go back down to the "basement" b4 i get in trouble for picking that big bad lock... hmm....

: hears mumbling about ..."how did that slip through?" and cowers under the cot, hoping the smallish tear in the wall board behind him won't be discovered. "It's just a little sink," thinks Allewyn, "one of those camper thingies. Without the Thorazine, an inmate needs something to play with." Lays down on cot and wonders where it will all lead... :

:Skaarjj comes wandering down coridor 12A, where all the mad scientists are kept, loudly singing Alice Cooper's 'BE MY FRANKENSTEEEEEIIIIINNNNN'. See's Allewyn's small sink. 'Aha! Trying to keep clean are we! Well...this sort of thing cannot be allow to not stop hapenning a merry merry doo dah day.' Runs down the corridor screaming, being chased by a schitzophrenic halucination of a large tap fixture that looks distinctivley like his mother's aunt's sister's son's dog's brother's flea's dominant microbe.




Computer Senility. I had a friend once who had it. His name was Gilbert, but he prefered it if people called him 'Ramases Niblick the third...Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Whoops! Wheres my thribble?'... - Kryton, Red Dwarf.

I don't know what you guys are looking at, but all I see is humpty dumpty with a hard-on.