Preserved Topic: Hi, I'm new

Hello...were do I go to get my sites rated? www.davina.itgo.com



[This message has been edited by thepixie (edited 10-19-2001).]

That would be site reviews. And welcome! My, what big eyes you have.
*falls over*

edit: forgot link

[This message has been edited by cyoung (edited 10-19-2001).]

Hello, and welcome to the Asylum (kinda wierd that Shi hasn't doped you up yet...Shii, black pills in corridor 4, please! We've got a newbieeee!). Oh, and beware of the Krotchmonkey clones!

BTW, is that fuzzy hair on your site from *gasp* a filter? Mebbie....EYEcandy?
*slaps cyoung*
You shouldn't be looking at her eyes...

Thepixie: you on the map? Get yourself on the map! MAX's OZONE Asylum Locator Millennium Edition :-)




[This message has been edited by WebShaman (edited 10-20-2001).]

[This message has been edited by WebShaman (edited 10-20-2001).]

Geez WebShaman, let me introduce you to the kettle. Would you like to start throwing nomenclature its way?

And which filter did you select? The shitty bevel filter from any of the many sets of them?

And welcome Pixie. Nice page you have started there. Have fun here!



[This message has been edited by kretsminky (edited 10-20-2001).]

Welcome thepixie !

Hmmmmmm yes you need Black Pills right away. I see you've found your way around the halls and made yourself comfy.

Enjoy and share your crayons !


~What sort of people live about here?asked Alice.
In that direction, the Cat said, waving its right paw round, lives a Hatter: and in that direction, waving the other paw, lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.
But I don't want to go among mad people, Alice remarked.
Oh, you can't help that, said the Cat we're all mad here..~

Oh no!!! Too late! The Krotchmonkey clones have found us!!!! Quick, run for it, thepixie! I'll hold them off! *Grabs cyoung and throws him to the slobbering horde of Krotchmonkey clones. Shiii, help! We need straightjackets, plenty of them! Oh shit! Look what they're doing to poor ol' cyoung! Sorry 'bout that cyoung. Don't worry, it'll heal...just ask lotiss. Tears down the halls, shouting BEWARE! BEWARE! the krotchmonkey clones are on the loose again!*

Well well...

*slaps cyoung*
STOP looking at her eyes...

First that all, you are not dizzing me with those eyes, you have to gimme your pills just like any other.

I never could see what happens when you get borred...

And there's a really annoying change of size in the top menu texts.....


Welcome to the real world...............

BTW, I hope that you are not using "that" as a sig, please reduce it...

Is it posible to get me on the map?

Osaires, regarding the map, visit this topic: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/002791.html

MAX's OZONE Asylum Locator Millennium Edition :-)

how do I get on this map?

(by the way...is that what some people do here...see a new person and answer with new conversations?)
Just curiouse.

lol

though I have no problem with it...


I just want to say...thanks you guys for welcoming me.


[This message has been edited by thepixie (edited 10-20-2001).]

Hello pixie and welcome.
It took me some time to find the navigation on your site :-) I like the pic when you were kid.

Pixie, if you re-read my post from above (answer to Osaires' question), you'll see that you should visit this topic to get more information about the map: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/002791.html




[This message has been edited by mr.maX (edited 10-20-2001).]

Welcome to thePixie! I see Shi's already got you hooked up with the drugs...and I hope the jacket fits ok. Mine was a little scratchy at first!

We'll chat more in the Site Review area I'm sure...'til then, welcome! You have skills we can learn from.

**slaps himself** I got to quit being impaled on those eyes!

Yeah, thepixie, it's a straaange place you've joined! Sometimes we talk to others, walls, and even ourselves! Don't worry too much about it...after awhile (and a few black pills), it'll all seem normal...Hehehehe...love the eyes.

BTW - don't give wakkos your pills! He's always dupping newbies that way.
*slaps wakkos*

Your sig is too big - see the Big Sig section (don't worry, made the same mistake, too).
Site reviews is the proper place for critic about sites - tho yours is...interesting. Probably going to get some REEAAAL visits from krets and Mr. Max!

Oh, yeah, two more things - spend some time going through the archives, they are a real treasure of information - and don't get discouraged by some of the, ah, language and attitudes around here. For all the hype, there are some real cool people here, and they will help you. Did I mention talent, as well? Check out Weadah for inspiration (there's a way cool tut under photoshop - 1500 pixels for Rick)

Don't ever give up - the forum needs more women! (maybe then the krotchmonkey clones will leave me alone...)
Just thought you should know

Welcome and you will enjoy this place. Thats all I got to say.

Just like Rick I will be short... Welcome and I hope you enjoy your time here!

hullo, welcome.

This place can be different and I hope you like it here... welcome!!!

My God you do have lot's of "strange" sites and your Flash sites seem to be getting better with time...

Welcome to the Asylum

thanks for the advice... here is my new signature




[This message has been edited by thepixie (edited 10-20-2001).]

OMG! I jsut saw the 6 tattoos! That's awesome girl! are they "all" on your back? If that first flash site of your sucks then I'm a monkey, cause it blows me away.
Sweet sig!, might consider putting it in the "warning big sig" section for a review as well as your site in the site review section. Whoa! beautiful eyes you have there! Dye your hair back to PINK, that would so rock!!! Good to have another girl around here, heh

• WELCOME TO THE ASYLUM! ENJOY YOUR STAY!

[This message has been edited by Dark (edited 10-21-2001).]

holy cow, you are 21? how long did it take you to build all those web sites?

Light where there was....


[This message has been edited by Dark (edited 10-20-2001).]

Dark....take a deep breath...that's it....calm...think ocean waves....butterflies in flight...stuff....calm down little pilgram....you ok? Maybe a increase in Black Pills is needed

And......take that silly dress off !

~There are no stupid questions...but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots~

Oh god, late again oh well,

WELCOME PIXIE , enjoy and have fun. Everyone has sorted you out with pills(hmm pills ), jacket and a cell I see so no need to repeat it all (oh I just did).

Now that Dark says that, I would like to give the advice that Slime is only 18, and mr.maX is (If you see his Bio on his page - but I think his 21 or something) 18 too. I'm really proud to say to the pople that this 'kids' always help me to make all the wanderful movements and HTML, JavaScript and DHTML stuff that I know (Even some graphix advices) and there are around a lot of young people very smart (Like the Apok Speech, which everytime i read them, OMG) abd apok is only 16 I think, so Docilbob is another young guy here, another excellent designer!! And another kid with a very big creativity vein: Doc Ozone, this kid makes miracles with Java Script!! (Doc, the important is how you feel inside, not how you are outside)

Would like to say welcome from me and enjoy your stay.

Welcome: I think people have got you fairly settled:

pills: check;

straight jacket: check;

crayons: check (I still haven't got an orange one yet but this place requires a lot for the upkeep);

reminder to slap Wakkos if he tries to steal black pills: check;

cell: check (I think anyway - if not there are some free cells on the fifth floor east wing -something escaped from my cell eat its way up through the floor and 'cleared' a few of the cells on that floor. Luckily I don't remember anything for a couple of hours around that time - it sounds like the whole thing was ghastly);

locator: check;

sig: check;

site review: check;

pixel person: no and you would have thought that thepixie's pixel person would sound too perfect to pass up - go to www.stor.co.uk/stortroopers_e.jsp and run something basic off then apply seasoning to suit (they done a little redesign it looks much better) then find the old thread or start a new one (probably just start a new one) and try and get bunchapixels attention.

Krotchmonkey clones?? Does this place just keep getting stranger?

~dusts off cod piece with 6 inch spikes on, makes sure that it isn't being put on inside out, congratulates self on keeping some of the dodgy outfits from the eighties~

I'd like to see a krotchmonkey clone get past that kind of trouser defence system (well I wouldn't but I think you get the point). I've got one with a chainsaw on somewhere around here (the flame thrower one had to be thrown out as it got dangerous but all the scar tissue has faded now).

Enjoy your stay - it looks like you'll fit in nicely.

Nurse - the elephant tranquilisers for Dark!!

Emps


You're my wife now Dave

"ok you guys...."
Yall' are maken no sence now.

Do I have to close this room down, or are you going to stop talking code?

Eeither that, or teach me the language.

thepixie: It'll all make sense very quickly (just wait for the black pills to kick in). If you do need anything explaining ask away (the toilet block is down the corridor on the left, for example) - but I'm not sure I understand most of it. Relax, let it all flow over you and it will make some kind of warped sense after a while.

And that was a very poor explanation.

Emps


You're my wife now Dave

Hey, I'm 18? Oh yeah, cool, I forgot, I still thought I was 17... being 18 is weird.

Pixie, our welcomes tend to be sort of strange, in my opinion... don't worry about it, things will be a bit more normal in regular conversation =)

Hang out with us long enough and you'll become an even BETTER designer, as well as forget real english. Jargon will become normal as the blackies kick in and you'll even stop caring about the scratchy jacket! As the Doc says, "We're deep. You be deep too" and that fits this place. People only get better here, no matter what it looks like...

I'm take the dress of when I feel like it!
I finally found a color that looks good on me!
And now....you...want...to...take....it away!
YELLOW IS MY COLOR AND IT SHALL STAY!

~Slaps everyone for looking up his skirt~

btw- Wakkos give those pills back!

Aside from a little itching and burning Krotchmonkeys don't really seem too bad.
*lights cigarette, slaps Wakkos, steps on Webshamans toes*
Hey! Who druled on the thepixies pic?

edit: fingered

[This message has been edited by cyoung (edited 10-21-2001).]

are all you guys under age?
Are ANY of you 21 or older?????
You guys despratly need a chat room!
Get it out of your system!!

lol




someone please make this continue to... http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/002822.html


[This message has been edited by thepixie (edited 10-21-2001).]

Continued here
I think