Preserved Topic: diagnosis's (Page 1 of 1)

just curious, I was wondering what was the basis of an asylum diagnosis? I thought it was # of posts but I noticed that there are some people that have 1000+ posts and still are still not "mad sci's". Some are still lunatics, some have more posts than mad sci's and still arn't mad sci's. So what is it based on, and whats the # scale? Is it a conspiracy. Maybe the secret is in one of the vaults over in those mysterious "private forums". Whos in it. Are you. Is he? Are they. eeeeeeeeK! There all out to get me! You'll never take me alive!!!

MS' and Psy's are by appointment. You have to have a special form of madness to be recognized as such. For the rest of the populace, being looney is the best you can hope for.

Mad Sci's are forum admins. They are hand picked by Doc based on, I'm guessing: particapation, experience, swimsuit competiton, etc.

Now stop nosing around...if you know what i mean

all wrong el_Grande!
the only thing it depends on is the amount of money you transfer to doc's account.

madness I tell you, *runs in circles, while holding open his eylids with his thumbs* all madness. STAY AWAY, DON"T GET ANY CLOSER, i know your in here.....

Yeah, Doc charged me a lot of money for my psychotic status...I couldn't pay for the Mad Scientist title...*weeps*

As for the privaliges it brings...I get to join all those secret meetings in the private forums...and hang out in the basements, giving shock treatments to other inmates (just ask suho...hehe..)...Oh yeah, want to know how all those 'great' artists and web-designers (like Doc) do their stuff? Well, there are literally tons of tuts in the private forums...it's unbelievable! Of course, the 'normal' peons will never get a chance to learn this...but them's the breaks! Money rules...suckers...

And if you believe that....

[

[This message has been edited by counterfeitbacon (edited 06-15-2002).]

*rolls eyes* Here we go again...

BTW, WebShamen, excellent job in the placement of them new cameras I gave you, I can totally see Doc's tattoos now. Thanks man, greatly appreciated. Your check's in the mail...

njuice42 Cell # 551
icq 957255

/bitchslap counterfeitbacon

Is sarcasm 100% lost on you?

OK...instead of being sarcastic again. CFB: Nope...no private forums. WS was joking.

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

CFB: pull your head out of your ass and shut the fuck up, ok? If there were, you wouldn't know about.

Hehe...some people will believe anything...

Yeah, njuice, the cameras are great, aren't they? Did you see CFBs face, when he read this thread? Hehe....just gotta love it...

And if you believe that....

Sucker!!!

jive: definitely get yourself a patron psychotic. WebShaman is my personal shock therapist, and he does a great job.

Hmmm...gotta work on the length of suhos chain...it's much too long...

Seriously...maybe something should be in the FAQ (come to think of it...I think something is) on this topic...

So, I think the original question has been answered, right? Let's move on...before someone else starts believing what I sarcastically posted...and blows a fuse...or better yet, sends Doc a lot of money...

*stops counting the big sweaty wad of cash in his hands, and looks up surprised* "what do you mean, does doc take visa?"