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ZOX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Southern Alabama, USA
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 06-18-2002 18:27

"It is with great pleasure that we welcome you to permanent resident status in the United States."

I got it yesterday!

Almost exactly one year after I moved here last summer. The INS said it could take up to three years, when we sent in the application in the beginning of this year. So I am happy that it worked this fast!

This means I am now actually allowed to leave the US without special permission

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 06-18-2002 18:32

Congratulations Zox! Thats wonderful news.

-Jestah
Cell 277

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-18-2002 18:36

and you are original from canada, right?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 06-18-2002 19:11

Congrats ZOX!

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 06-18-2002 19:17

oh u got a green card?

now you should travel around a lil' bit.
a journey to the space between us isn't quite expensive.....???mhmm?interested?

CELL 557

ZOX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Southern Alabama, USA
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 06-18-2002 21:10

Thanks!

Grumble, I am originally from Sweden.

The card is not really green, but more of a light tan color. On the back it has some fancy holographic image, and also miniature picture of all past american presidents (at least I think that's what it is, since they are really tiny) Also, all the state flags are depicted. I guess it is all in an effort to make it harder to copy.

Blacknight
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: INFRONT OF MY PC
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 06-18-2002 21:14

1. kongraz
2. i dont know if it is good to a legal usa resident..but its better than austrian *gg*
3. is it true that you have to do a test on american history to get the greencard ?



Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 06-18-2002 23:52

Welcome to America ZOX!



'Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.'

Wolfen's Sig Site

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-19-2002 01:38

hehe...my dad just got his dual citizenship between australia and great britain...took exactly one week from his application to 'congratulations, you've been accepted, here's the date of your oath cermony, blah, blah, blah'. Shit...really. Do you have to take a test on American history to get a citizenship there?

bugger that.

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 01:44

Yup, on Ellis Island, all immagrants have to take one

trekky
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: were i am
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 02:32

you are so stupid cfb(dan)!!! They don't have to go through(sp?) else island any more you stupid fuck!!!!

BUT welcome to america! it is a great place to live and i am saying that becuse that is thr only place i have ever lived but i would like to try something else!!!!


Trek

[This message has been edited by trekky (edited 06-19-2002).]

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 03:40

Trekky: please, just stuff it. You make yourself look like an idiot with every post. Not to mention extremely annoying.

I would like to think that cfb was being facetious about Ellis Island, but you never know...

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-19-2002 05:44

The Wonder Triplets from Tool School ~ sheesh~ Does your Mom know you`re brain dead ?


Welcome to America, Zox. Glad to have you.


Cell245

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 09:14

Go away Trekky...And quit putting Dan after CFB...

...I didn't have time to finish the post, I was going to put after it but I just forgot!

DB: I am far from brain dead! It's Trekky you should be talking too

[This message has been edited by counterfeitbacon (edited 06-19-2002).]

tomeaglescz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 09:42

another thread heads into stoopid zone and guess which people are behind it again, keep ya peronal jibes out of threads and try to at least pretend to act sensible instead of the bunch of kids you are, you might get a damn sight more respect for it. Trekky your posts piss more and more people off why the hell cant ya keep ya mouth shut unless somethign other than crap or bullshit falls out of it..the only *fuckwit* around here appears to be you and you little bunch of cronies, you can talk at school why the hell do we have to look at your shit here..


sorry about this but someone has to say it, subtleties appear to be lost of this lot.

hey congrats on the permit

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 10:06
quote:
appears to be you and you little bunch of cronies, you can



ARe you talking about me when you say: "And your bunch or cronies." Because I've been acting pretty sensible most of the time!

And tomeaglecz, I ahve been keeping it out of threads, and I'm TELLING them to quit!

[This message has been edited by counterfeitbacon (edited 06-19-2002).]

tomeaglescz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 10:12

Ok, to cut a long story short people are getting fed up of the jibes,crap that centers around you lot, not you specifically but you have been amongst it aswell, all i am asking is if ya gonna talk crap or slinging insults at each other do it at school not here in the assylum, we dont want to read thriugh it to find what we should be reading,

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-19-2002 10:16

ok...thats a good point tomeaglecz, (I just realized that your name wans't pronounced tommyealges), well keep personall comments to school and home and places like that. PS: Nothing should of ever of been centered around me though, I was just posting, when they saw me and looked up the page and decided to post racsist jokes...aside from that...continue the previous discussion!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-19-2002 13:42

Hehe...DB strikes again...can't stop laughing....*chortle...choke...*

'ToolSchool'...that's priceless...*falls down laughing*

Congrats, Zox!! Have fun, enjoy...

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 06-19-2002 16:27

Specifically what are the requirements in getting your green card Zox? Also if you don't mind, what were the reasons you choose to get one?

-Jestah
Cell 277

ZOX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Southern Alabama, USA
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 06-19-2002 17:22

The Green Card means I am a permanent resident of the US, it does not mean that I am citizen.
To become a citizen you need to go through the naturalization process, and this includes knowledge of basic US history and and understanding of the US government. You also need to have lived in the country for at least five years, so it is quite a while for me before I need to go through that process.

The INS actually has sample questions on their website http://www.ins.usdoj.gov/graphics/exec/natz/natztest.asp
So now you can see if you know enough about your country to be a worthy citizen
Actually, most of the questions are ridiculously simple, or what do you think of this:

4. What is the national anthem of the United States?
1. The Declaration of Independence
2. The Statue of Liberty
3. The Star-Spangled Banner
4. Born in the U.S.A.

The requirements for getting a green card depends a bit on your situation. I think that you need to be sponsored by an employer, relative or spouse.

My personal reson for coming here is that my wife is American, and we decided we wanted to live in the US rather than Sweden. I guess there are good and bad things about both places, but since she is still in college and does not speak Swedish, this felt like the natural choice.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-20-2002 12:25

Congrats, ZOX (sorry, that kind of got left out of my first post... I was busy yelling at trekky). Hopefully I'll be getting the equivalent of a Korean green card this August. So I can imagine how good it must feel to have one.

I discovered a ten-question sample test (different from what you posted) and got all the questions right. Then I sent the URL to my youngest brother (a high school senior), who proceeded to fail the test. This does not surprise me in the least, of course. If every US citizen were suddenly required to take a naturalization exam to remain a citizen (something along the lines of a company reorganization where you have to reapply for your position), I think at least half of the population would have to be deported.

Oh, and as for the sample question you posted: everyone knows it's Born in the USA!

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-20-2002 18:57

~waves to ZOX~

=)



Jason

abb
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Victoria, BC
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 06-20-2002 19:48

ZOX: Canada is better! You should have come up here, (we don't live in igloos, it is actually warm up here a couple day of the year) AHEM! anyway... Welcome to ... North America, ZOX!



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