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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 20:50

I can't turn my computer off.

I turn it off, and half an hour later it turns itself back on. It's as though it purposely wants to annoy me out of spite or something. I can't figure out what's wrong. The power button doesn't seem to be stuck down or anything. I'm a little worried about it being on all the time in this hot weather, and it's also sort of frustrating when it wakes me up by turning itself on at night.

So, I assume this isn't a *software* issue... if the computer's off, how could software be running to turn it on?

What's even more annoying is that this is a laptop, so I can't just cut its power supply overnight, since it has a battery.

So... has anyone heard of this before? It's just really weird.

(You know, we recently had to get a new TV because our old one couldn't turn off. We'd turn it off, and the little channel LED display would turn off, and the sound would go silent, but the picture wouldn't disappear unless we unplugged it. Why can't we have *normal* can't-turn-it-on problems??)

[This message has been edited by Slime (edited 07-03-2002).]

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 20:53

Isn't that what happened to the television on "Poltergeist" shortly before the little girl was sucked into it?

maninacan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Seattle, WA, USA
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 07-03-2002 21:32

How comforting.

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massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 07-03-2002 21:38

it turns itself back on?
holy cow, sorry slime but i've never heard of this before!!!!

maybe a bios bug? i think you can configure the power button, so maybe there is some sort of auto-switch enabled?


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bitdamaged
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From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 22:37

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!





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BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-03-2002 23:33

I seem to remember Shii having gremlins messing with her computer quite some time ago. Maybe those little buggers have set up a new home in your computer?

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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 07-03-2002 23:45

Don't by chance have 'scheduled tasks' running in the background... nah cudn't be that simple...try a hammer!

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-04-2002 00:08

check to see if pc is plugged into main
if not then goto bitdamaged post


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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 00:35

I know it amy be annoying...but pull the bloody battery out of it when you want it to stay off.

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bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 00:36

I read somewhere about some laptops that actually power on when your battery power is low. things to make you go hmm......



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JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 02:21

have you checked in your power profile for anything related to a hibernation scheme? I turn that crap off altogether on laptops first thing cuz it does strange things like that that I can't figure out.

Turning itself on later though? That's pretty odd. Yeah, if hibernation isn't it, pull the battery after shutting down til you figger it out, if it still comes on, be afraid.

Jason

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-04-2002 02:26

Have you tried dropping it from the height of 1 metric centimetre on to a hard surface like a table? It might work - I suspect JKMabry might be on the money.

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-04-2002 04:13

Yep, my first guest would be something along the lines of hibernation. My second guess would be demonic possession.

brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 07-04-2002 05:00

I can think of two (non-supernatural) things that may cause this: Wake on LAN and Wake on Modem. Both can be set in the BIOS. Be sure they're set to off if you don't want the PC to start every time another PC in the house tries to access it or the modem detects a ring.

There might be other "Wake on" items in there too. I think mine can be set to wake on USB and some other stuff.

Hope this helps!

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Oh. Didn't see that this was a laptop. I'm sure you've already done this, but it can't hurt to double-check to be certain it's not going to sleep or hibernating when you hit the power button. Personally, I hate programmable power buttons, (I want off to be off not kinda-sorta-off-but-not-totally-off), but they're all that way now.

Norton Anti-Virus scheduler used to wake up my roommate's ThinkPad in the middle of the night to live update. Drove him nuts because he didn't have anything set up in the Windows scheduler and he never thought about other applications having their own schedulers.

If all else fails, unplug it AND take out the battery.
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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-04-2002 19:39

Hmm, OK, thanks everyone. I'll look into those things you mentioned, and give my pastor a call if it turns out to be demonic possesion.

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-07-2002 17:54

Have you timed how long it takes to turn itself on ? If tis always the same, then its something really weird like the "low-battery turn off" working in reverse. Otherwise if its totally random I'd say its dodgy button or loose something.

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-08-2002 08:34

Hi Slime!

My wife and I had a similiar problem with our Mac when we first got it. Macintosh found out it was related to the power card when we sent it in to their tech department. Rather than make us wait while they fixed it, they shipped us a new identical computer for free.

Is your computer still under warranty?

Check for any energy saver or hibernation/wake up programs as well.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-08-2002 09:24

could it be a WakeOn LAN setup you are running?
i tried that sometime ago to start up my computer from anywhere via the IP.

njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 07-08-2002 12:37

Mayhaps it be the power outlets/set up in your house? Seeing as how you've had a simular problem with a TV before... just wondering...

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Petskull
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From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-08-2002 14:26

um... maybe you sleepwalk and turn to power on by mistake?


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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-08-2002 15:37

Hmm... Slime has been quite on this for a while. I think the demons in his computer have finally gotten to him...

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-08-2002 16:16

Well, see, it doesn't really matter anymore, since I'm playing Warcraft III 24/7 anyway.

Trying to get better at multiplayer. I keep losing... not horribly, but after a few battles my opponent tends to gain the upper hand. It's difficult.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-08-2002 17:16

Isn't that the whole point...so it's challenging?


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Those who Try
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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-08-2002 17:28

Well, yes, of course, but the point is that there are others better than me =)

reitveld
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Kansas City, MO USA
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-09-2002 00:24

if you can't fix it just plug everything into a power bar and turn the power bar off. You may also want to check for viruses.

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