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lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 07-15-2002 08:47 just received this... quote: Prof .of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the Supply. Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects Prof. of Comp. Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
GRUMBLE Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Omicron Persei 8 Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 07-15-2002 10:20 hehe nice.
mr.maX Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Belgrade, Serbia Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 07-15-2002 10:33
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 07-15-2002 12:49 Hehe, I love this one: "Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36." DS
massacre Bipolar (III) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 07-15-2002 12:56 thanks for sharing that, lallous
lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 07-15-2002 14:20 massacre, welcome. DarkShadow, all explanations i understood except the one that seemed to interest you! quote: "Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36." explain me a bit about it plz.
massacre Bipolar (III) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 07-15-2002 14:31 welcome????????? (post 500)
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 07-15-2002 14:33 lallous: Oh come on think about it!!!!! Tries to use magic powers to make lallous think harder DS
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 07-15-2002 14:38 her measurements... Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 07-15-2002 15:15 More specifically: Bust-Waist-Hips Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250: Those who Believe Can Those who Try Do Those who Love Live
lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 07-15-2002 15:17 duh,..i'm not good at these yet!
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-15-2002 15:29 mass: he meant you're welcome.
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 07-15-2002 16:00 Well done Petskull!! , now lallous remmber that because it comes in handy ome times!! . DS
RammStein Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain Insane since: Dec 2000	posted 07-15-2002 20:01 have to show this elsewhere .. hehe .. this is funny .. thanks for sharing! Click on the Image to go to the Recycling Center .::. cEll .::. 513

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lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 07-15-2002 08:47

just received this...

quote:
Prof .of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always
higher than the Supply.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of
the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two
hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the
youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more
common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between
the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp. Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined
variable

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 07-15-2002 10:20

hehe nice.

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 07-15-2002 10:33

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 07-15-2002 12:49

Hehe, I love this one:

"Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
vital statistics of 36-24-36."

DS

massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 07-15-2002 12:56

thanks for sharing that, lallous

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 07-15-2002 14:20

massacre, welcome.

DarkShadow, all explanations i understood except the one that seemed to interest you!

quote:
"Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
vital statistics of 36-24-36."

explain me a bit about it plz.

massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 07-15-2002 14:31

welcome????????? (post 500)

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 07-15-2002 14:33

lallous: Oh come on think about it!!!!!

*Tries to use magic powers to make lallous think harder*

DS

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 07-15-2002 14:38

her measurements...

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 07-15-2002 15:15

More specifically: Bust-Waist-Hips

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 07-15-2002 15:17

duh,..i'm not good at these yet!

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-15-2002 15:29

mass: he meant you're welcome.

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 07-15-2002 16:00

Well done Petskull!! , now lallous remmber that because it comes in handy ome times!! .

DS

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted 07-15-2002 20:01

have to show this elsewhere .. hehe .. this is funny .. thanks for sharing!

Click on the Image to go to the Recycling Center .::. cEll .::. 513