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Doctor Jest
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Fifth Dementia
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-18-2002 18:41

....the door slowly opens with a harsh creak to admit a tall, pale persona, half in shadow, half in light. Dressed in a blood stained lab coat which was once white at one time long ago, I carry a ragged black doctor's bag, full of wickedly sharp and fiendishly evil looking surgical instruments. Breathing in the dank air...I realize I am home. I look around at all the other 'citizens' here...and cackle to myself...'Oh what fun!', I say, my eyes gleaming a flat, dull yellow. I look about for a moment, and find myself a dark little corner, and set myself up. Hanging up a sign which says: Yes, the doctor is In...

Hi there, to all my fellow Asylumites...good to finally make it here..ahh...and there is my first victim..ermm..patient...RammStein! Hehehe...actually it was he that showed me this place. Thanks, Ramm!


Doctor Jest

Surely you Jest?

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RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-18-2002 18:47

[the scent in the air is apparent .. someone he knows has found him .. scattering about his cell cleaning and hiding his meds .. dashing out of the his cell and down the corridor .. looking to the doors and smirking]

"welcome home Doctor Jest .. I see you don't need a jacket .. well maybe they think you do but you'll be fine with me"

[grasping the Doctor's hand and guiding her through the halls .. this was RammStein's Doctor .. hehe]

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hey .. good to have you around sweet .. ladies and gents we have another fine looking lady in our presence .. do welcome her and show her her pills .. hehe


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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 07-18-2002 19:41

"Surely you Jest?" *All* the time. <bg> Welcome aboard.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-18-2002 21:23

Elcome. Ake yourself a home. Own below is the sig forum, in case you're wondering what all those pictures below our posts are/ Ut I'm sure Rammstein has told you everything you need to know.

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-18-2002 21:48

btw .. mahja .. that's so far my most favorite sig of yours .. very very wicked!


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Doctor Jest
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Fifth Dementia
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 08:56

Doctor Jest says: Thanks for the welcome...I like it here, yesss..I do..and yeah, RammStein has been most thoughtful in providing all necessary information needed/and or required. Any unnecessary info shall be unasked for in an unorderly fashion, eh?

Doctor Jest

Surely you Jest? Well, even if you don't, you will eventually...

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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 07-19-2002 09:25

*sitting at my guard station watching Dr. Jest stroll down the hall on a back and white screen. I raise my head up and give you a fangy smile.*

Welcome Dr. Jest! My name is Wolfen and I am the security guard wolf here at the Asylum. My job here is to make sure that your stay here is safe and comfortable as possible. An attendant will be around shortly to show you to your soft padded room. I do see that you have a jacket already, but we always have extras on hand. Your medication and your crayons will be provided for you at your room. There are very few rules here, like eat your pears, keep the screaming to a minimum of two days and do not mind the fuzzy talking elephants that run though the halls at 4 am. Those are just hallucinations. But.. there is one rule that is imperative around here....

DO NOT give any of your black pills to Wakkos! No matter how much he cries, begs, pleads, whines or offers favors. Don't give him any. Trust me on this.

Other than that, welcome to the Asylum and enjoy your stay. Oh, and make sure to stop by the Sig room. We like personalization. Again, welcome.

*Closes up my guard station to walk my nightly rounds.*



The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''

Wolfen's Sig Site

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 11:36

A *healthy* welcome to you Doctor Jest. Is there any particular reason you talk like this a lot? Make sure you treat the insects here with proper respect, I tend to look out for them. After all they'll rule the world someday

. . : slicePuzzle

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 11:43

A Doctor?
That means more pills for me, doesn't it?

Weeeeeeee!!!!

Welcome to the Azylum Mr. Dr. Sr. Jest!!!

I hope you gimme some pills, i'm feeling weak lately...


DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 15:27

oi.

would have been happy to read your post, but the italics and melodramatic 3rd person thing gives me a head ache

welcome all the same...

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 17:31

Welcome .. but um, same as DL-44 above, the old italics and strange third person story and lack of time prevented me from reading it.

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:00

It doesn't appeal to me either.
I don't really give a shit if you can write in 3rd person and you're good about ensuring that you are typing italics in every post.
I just find it annoying on the whole.

Hello, all the same.

Schitzoboy
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Yes
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:11

I can get that jacket cleaned.

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:11

GEEZ guys! .. she is just introducing herself .. not asking for your opinion about what you like and don't like about how she decides to talk or her use of italics in her posts .. every think someone might want to be different or not ordinary .. sheesh .. have alittle imagination guys .. this is a forum online .. you don't know this person RT .. but then against the a quote comes to mind is speaks truth once again

"when you enter a room right off the bat 2/3 of the people are not going to like you"

sheesh!

Doctor Jest
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Fifth Dementia
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:28

Bah..*shrugs it off* changed...see? Now wasn't that easy? And thanks again, for the welcome. It is most appreciated...now that introductions are done..It's time to get down to serious business, gonna see what I can find.

(Side note to RammStein: It's cool..I am not here to be liked or to please everyone, I am here to learn what I can..and maybe one day, get as good or better than some ppl here..you never know..besides..we all start out at the bottom of the food chain.)

Yours Truly,

Doctor Jest

Surely you Jest? Well, even if you don't, you will eventually...

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:40

Ramm - noone said they didn't like *her*....

we said the italics and 3rd person shit was hard to read.

Which begs the question....why would anyone want to read a post that seems deliberately hard to read?

That's all.

I don't believe imagination has anything to do with that....




RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 18:47

sorry DL .. I wasn't directing my fustration at you or your post .. but I still don't see a problem with 3rd person or italics .. guess I'm use to it .. and not just from her .. but other places I frequent


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Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 19:12

*Looks up and grins*


Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 20:00

I always liked it when Threep did that =)

Welcome, Jest.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 20:22

It was a nice change of pace for a bit, but I agree it would get real old real quick.

And welcome Jest.

________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Home Sweet Home

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 20:25
quote:
I am not here to be liked or to please everyone, I am here to learn...

Ah! Now I know you're going to fit right in. We tend to tell it like it is here, it's good to not take things too personally around here. We've all had to learn that at one time or another.

. . : slicePuzzle

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 22:38

Ok... well i should admit, i enjoyed Threep doing it as well. (for the most part)

RammRod - Settle down. No one made any attacks here. This is like letting your buddy know that they smack their gum or eat with their mouth open, and you find it annoying. Better to bring it up right off the bat, than to wait half a lifetime.

and what's this about?
"sorry DL - I wasn't directing my fustration at you or your post"
who/what post were you directing it at, then?
Also... shall we expect you to come running everytime something rubs you wrong that anyone says to *her*...? just curious.
if you're going to pipe up about this.... my email is michael@formclot.net ... and i'm on ICQ as well... 106835174 ..
don't hesitate.

once again, Jest..... welcome.

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 22:47

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 22:53

for the record I stopped reading 'threep's' posts rather soon after he/she began posting them that way as well.





Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 23:01

Don't lie, DL.

Inition
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Illinois Valley
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 07-19-2002 23:45

*Inition walks by with a long gate because of the straight jacket he wears* "hmm I wonder why this set of shackles is on the wall?" *Inition inspects the shackles, to be promptly imprissioned from behind by a stranger. The last thing Inition remembers is a pale faced female wearing a wicked smile and grasping a sharp curved instrument*

Welcome Jest, please don't hurt me.

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-19-2002 23:47

Michael

mostly directed at you actually .. but now you admit that you enjoyed threep yet you have a problem with what Jest was doing? .. you confuse us .. she surely wasn't going to continue in her 3rd person nor the italics .. no matter .. we are all confusing .. DL wasn't rude about admitting he didn't like the 3rd person .. IMHO you were alittle more sharp in your comments .. and I found that out of line .. that's why I came in the say something about it .. though as you can see she can handle herself just as well

issue is over .. I'm just letting you know I didn't appreciate it .. and we all know we all love to speak our minds here because that's what the Asylum unique

peace




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Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-20-2002 00:14

Well, i'm touched that i've drawn your attention enough to come to someone else's rescue.
Threep's posts were far different in the manner they were presented... And in all honesty... comparing his words to hers... I don't think there bears many similarities.
I might also add.... "she surely wasn't going to continue in her 3rd person nor the italics"....
The rest of us do not know that...... and it certainly seemed she was going to.

I see people saying shit all over the place that i don't appreciate either.
I don't stop at every post (a friend be involved, or not) and pipe up.

As I said in my first response to this thread...
I don't give a shit if you do any of that.
I find it annoying.

For the most part... I think you've read my response in the wrong mind-set. (perhaps that's where this 2/3 of people... lalalla... stuff comes from misunderstanding)

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Doctor Jest
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Fifth Dementia
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-20-2002 00:36

Michael: Good points. I actually appreciate you telling me rather than letting me go on and continue to annoy ppl with stuff like that. I learn quick and can take a hint. So no hard feelings. It's all good. I'd rather have my posts read, than not, y'know? And thanks for the welcome.

RammStein: I thank you for sticking up for me, but I am a big girl and can fight my own battles, though that's not what I am here for. I am here cause I figured this would be a good place to get information on how to learn HTML and web design and graphics. After all, you are the one who introduced me to this site. But I am afraid I must agree with Michael, though..sometimes blunt is just better. (Besides..if I need anything, I'll be sure to scream...)

Surely you Jest? Well, even if you don't, you will eventually...

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-20-2002 01:37

Well said =)

so let's all move on and get to those things you came here for.





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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-20-2002 01:42

...and if anyone calls for a group hug just about now, I'll scream!

. . : slicePuzzle

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-20-2002 03:18

Awwwwwww

starts towards Bug, arms open, ready to give a big hug

AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry man, it must be the new meds... I think mine got mixed up with Wakkos maybe... Blame all the gorgeous nurses around here, it's their fault we can't concentrate on the important things, questions like: "If we are born again, do we have two belly buttons?," or, "Does war decide who is right, or who is left?," or "Is the speed of time really 1 second per second?"

OK, my head hurts... Time to go back to figuring what the heck to put in this Java tut...


________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Home Sweet Home

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-20-2002 04:53

I'd hug... but I'm slimey and have no hands. Ah well.

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A˛, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-20-2002 05:14

awwwwww, Slime you know we love you just the same! **hugs**



Bmud
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Raleigh, NC
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-20-2002 18:32

I love braaiiiins!!
Meow. Welcome Doctor. PLease give me black pills. I don't think I ever got any. =( Guys? Come on. I've been here a year and no pills.. I gotta try one.

Are we compulsive yet?

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Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-20-2002 21:13

*Scrolls up, down, up again, down, one more time, just to be sure... walks to corner of room, and stands dribbling*


Cell number: 698

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:  Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-20-2002 21:16

Welcome Dr. Jest!

Gimme som needles!

Doctor Jest
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Fifth Dementia
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-21-2002 04:46


hehe..sure thing...needles and black pills for all..except Wakkos (I was told not to). No, but seriously..thank you all for the welcome! Question? I had posted this in a different forum on here..but it hasn't garnered much response. I am new to the world of web design and graphics, is there someone who can recommend some good tutorials or places where I can find some information on this?

Thanks,

Doctor Jest

Surely you Jest? Well, even if you don't, you will eventually...

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-21-2002 06:41

http://faq.ozoneasylum.com/FaqWiki/index.php

Kriek
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 09:25

Welcome to the site chief.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-24-2002 03:04

Welcome Jest! A doctor and a RPGer to boot!

I would offer my services as a guardian angel, but it appears you already have one!




Cell 270

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