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Kriek
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-31-2002 19:31

WASHINGTON, DC?In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."

info jacked from theonion.com

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-31-2002 19:33

Funny, though I hope you're aware the Onion is satirical =)

Kriek
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-31-2002 19:53

Yeah Slime I am =)
Damn funny though ..

moaiz
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-31-2002 20:06

interesting post Kreik


Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 08-01-2002 01:01

I'm lovin' it

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 08-01-2002 10:04

is this a joke?

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 08-01-2002 10:06
quote:
the Onion is satirical
lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 08-01-2002 10:32

oh yes,...

[This message has been edited by lallous (edited 08-01-2002).]

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-01-2002 14:34

*snikering*

heheh, wouldn't be a bad idea...


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