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Maniac (V) Inmate From: Florida |
posted 07-31-2002 19:31
WASHINGTON, DC?In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon." |
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: Massachusetts, USA |
posted 07-31-2002 19:33
Funny, though I hope you're aware the Onion is satirical =) |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: Florida |
posted 07-31-2002 19:53
Yeah Slime I am =) |
Maniac (V) Inmate From: |
posted 07-31-2002 20:06 |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: West Texas |
posted 08-01-2002 01:01
I'm lovin' it |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon |
posted 08-01-2002 10:04
is this a joke? |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: *land |
posted 08-01-2002 10:06
quote: |
Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon |
posted 08-01-2002 10:32 |
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis |
posted 08-01-2002 14:34
*snikering* |