Preserved Topic: Ünited StÄtes Toughens Image With Umlauts (Page 1 of 1)

WASHINGTON, DC?In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."

info jacked from theonion.com

Funny, though I hope you're aware the Onion is satirical =)

Yeah Slime I am =)
Damn funny though ..

interesting post Kreik

I'm lovin' it

is this a joke?

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the Onion is satirical

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oh yes,...

[This message has been edited by lallous (edited 08-01-2002).]

*snikering*

heheh, wouldn't be a bad idea...


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