Preserved Topic: What's the deal with VeePee's mop?

Been out of business for too long, I just noticed that VP has been declared SANE (whatever...) and is packing up. Who's going to be taking over for him? And how do I get from the assembly hall to the cell area? Help meheeee! *sniff*

vp has turned in his mop, for a case of RR..... (good choice man)...
So he'll be over in the corner... tendin' to bizness.

As for taking over?
That'd be me.
No mop tho..... This is the new breed of janitorial services....
I carry a fuckin' cattle prod.... and it packs a little more "punch" for those special cases, and "special places"....
... heh.

*bzzzzzzzzzzz......... whummmm.... whummmmmmm*

*bzzzzzzzzzzz......... whummmm.... whummmmmmm*

Well, I'm going to nick myself a new freaking mob. Stay outta my cell (if I ever get one), I'll mop it on my own!
*founds the MUU (Mop Users Union)*

hmnmm, sounds like a turf war in the asylum.

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

I will destroy you all. Feel my WRATH!!!


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uh...feel my WRATH!

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feel it!

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god damnit....

I feel it!!! god, I feel it synax, hehe!

hhhmmm thinking about mops and cleaning up, I never get my cell cleaned, maybe cus I'm a messy fu**er and can't be aresd to clean up. Anyone want to clean?

*Looks into cell, man it's messy, just like a glastonbury toilet *


DS

*bzzzzzzzzzzz......... whummmm.... whummmmmmm*

Michael & Flik: You are both in deep trouble when vp gets back from his gardening leave - so far we have only seen postcards from the geraniums but when he returns all refreshed and finds you two fighting over who is in charge of the 'cleansing' department then we'll see fireworks.

~grabs popcorn and sits down to wait for the show to start~

LMFAO

One mop to rule them all,
One mop to find them.
One mop to mop it all,
and in the darkness bind them.

Fighting over cleaning??

thinks Emp has a good idea

The Lord Of The Mops??????

LMFAO~!!!!

Taxon that was a great inpersonation of WS...

Silence...

LMFAO~!!!!


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Prying open my third eye.

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 08-06-2002).]

ya, clean my cell while you're at it, one of you can clean the left side the other can clean the right side, and whoever does a better job is lord of the mops, or just a really big sucker who cleaned my cell for free, but either way.

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

Watch yO self, FOO! *pulls out tomahawk* Now it's gonna get messy....



Yes, it's the battle of the century, the cattle prod vs the tomahawk!

En Gaarde! *Good thing my tomahawk is insulated...*

ROFLMAO.
michael strikes again!

hehehe..... Lord of the Mops..... this place it cool....


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~ While Michael and Flik are busy with the mop-fight-of-the-century-debate, Rinswind tries to kill another rat from the explosive growing population which has come from the darkest cellars underneeth...~

Somebody better call Wolfen since He is in charge of security...and we don't want any more blood stains on the floor, especially since VP is not here with his magic mop.




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[whisper]Wolfen is a she not a he[/whisper]

Uhhh...Wolfen is a she

Just thought I'd let you know

MopWars ~in a celler far away the evil Mad...... yada yada~

You are all geese!
tbbtbb (tries to spell tbbtbbbtbbb ~stretches out tongue and vibrates~)


mock the floor

~ slaps himself hard~
Yeah ,ouch, i knew that...
Wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, Wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, Wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, wolfen is a she, etc. etc.

MY Very humble excuse to wolfen.



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*Wonders in after giving up on trying to tidy my cell and sees Michael & Flik fighting over the mopping up, Rinswind just waiting for a kicking form Wolfen and Emp sitting there all alone with some popcorn*

Howdy Emp!!!! Hhhmm looks like a good fighting matches is coming soon *shouts* "ASLYUM DEATMATCH" (think celebrity death match, get it, hehe)

*Grabs a chair next to Emp*


DS

~passes DS the popcorn~

I assume all this banter about cleanliness is a sub-concious reminder that it's heavy archivin' season again...

OZONE Forum itself is about 15 pages long... some of the other forums are worse... and we don't want to hafta start pruning the important forums...


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